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57 – Rules

in which Corin goes totally off-script, the Celebration of Self Love is not recounted, you get a vague notion for what Evil Con 2016 might look like, you hear some things you probably shouldn’t, and Gavin “The Wrecking Ball” Murray “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Transcription:

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56 – Robo-Tango

in which you feel some things, you are still on the lookout for dolls, the Festival of Quiet Evils is recapped, preparations are made for the Celebration of Self Love, we hear from an old friend, and Tilda Meepmeep “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Transcription:

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55 – Regicide

in which you are visited by an unwelcome presence, some robots do what they do, you test out a new app, preparations are made for things to get quiet, Tonia Wilson is spotlighted, Corin complains, a giant falls, and A. D. “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Transcription:

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54 – Fuzz and Brawl II

in which the Nudity Festival cum Ultra Nudity Festival cum Dark Mega Nudity Festival is recapped, preparations are made for the Festival of Innovation, the renegade sex toy had drawn a following, the second Shareholders’ Brawl is recapped, Kimmie and Maggie share a strained greeting, shit gets regal, and Dimple Deblinski “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. […]

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53 – Spat

in which you feel a pinch on your ear, the Water and Earth Festivals are recapped, preparations are made to get really hairy everywhere, Wyoming becomes more promiscuous, you beg for some vitamin D, Corin finds a board game he’s been missing, and Anaya Namaya “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Transcription:

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52 – Vacation

in which nothing bad happens, Kakos Industries takes a much needed break, you answer a phone call, we hear about some tubers, Corin rides a rollercoaster, we prepare to look deep underwater and deep within ourselves, something regal happens, Corin talks like a pirate, and Molly Bloomth “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Transcription:

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51 – Stalemate

in which continuing the war becomes difficult, The Blood Sacrifice to Literally Any Deity that’s Listening or In the Neighborhood is recapped, preparations are made for the Agriculture Festival and the Festival of Doom, we get filled in on recent events regarding Kiarawa, Soundman Steven gets harder, and Dudley Abednigo “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do […]

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50 – Attrition

in which Kiarawa’s forces are just outside, the Celebration of Self Pity is replaced, preparations are made for The Blood Sacrifice to Literally Any Deity that’s Listening or In the Neighborhood, the Darkest Universe is attempted once again, some dirty, sexy things happen that make everyone uncomfortable, and contact is made with a long lost […]