Cover Story 21
New rewards over at kakosindustries.com/patreon!
Hello, Kakos Industries Shareholders! My name is Conrad Miszuk, and if you believe the cover story, then I am the creator of Kakos Industries.
I wanted to share with you some quick announcements. I have done some reorganization on the Patreon. I have added an enticing $2 pledge level that allows you to enter the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. So every month, I’ll be selecting two names at random to win and lose one of the month’s Ruin-A-Life Drawings. So if you want to hear your name, but maybe a little sillier, read in the announcements, you have another chance for that now. There are also some new pledge levels for honorary titles here at Kakos Industries. If you’re interested in being the director of the Division of Postmodern Martial Arts, there is now a pledge level for you.
As always, you are the best listeners out there and you are my favorite people. Thank you for listening. Now back to your regularly scheduled announcements.