Kakos Industries http://kakosindustries.com/ A deeply entertaining, R-rated, darkly satirical, sex-positive comedy audio drama with elements of horror. Congratulations! You are now a shareholder in Kakos Industries, a megacorporation that specializes in helping its clients to Do Evil Better. You are now entitled to listen to the shareholder announcements that keep you up to date on all of the advancements made in Evil and the bizarre occurrences inside of Kakos Industries itself. For fans of Welcome to Night Vale, Douglas Adams, Better Off Ted, the Venture Brothers, and Archer. Mon, 10 Jul 2017 04:19:46 +0000 en-US © 2017 Kakos Industries Do Evil Better Kakos Industries Kakos Industries inquiries@kakosindustries.com A deeply entertaining, R-rated, darkly satirical, sex-positive comedy audio drama with elements of horror. Congratulations! You are now a shareholder in Kakos Industries, a megacorporation that specializes in helping its clients to Do Evil Better. You are now entitled to listen to the shareholder announcements that keep you up to date on all of the advancements made in Evil and the bizarre occurrences inside of Kakos Industries itself. For fans of Welcome to Night Vale, Douglas Adams, Better Off Ted, the Venture Brothers, and Archer. A deeply entertaining, R-rated, darkly satirical, sex-positive comedy audio drama with elements of horror. Congratulations! You are now a shareholder in Kakos Industries, a megacorporation that specializes in helping its clients to Do Evil Better. You are now entitled to listen to the shareholder announcements that keep you up to date on all of the advancements made in Evil and the bizarre occurrences inside of Kakos Industries itself. For fans of Welcome to Night Vale, Douglas Adams, Better Off Ted, the Venture Brothers, and Archer. Kakos Industries inquiries@kakosindustries.com yes Yes http://kakosindustries.com/wp-content/uploads/Kakos-Industries-iTunes-Logo_170607.jpg Kakos Industries http://kakosindustries.com/ https://wordpress.org/?v=4.8 74 – Trophy http://kakosindustries.com/episodes/74-trophy/ Sat, 01 Jul 2017 07:00:17 +0000 Kakos http://kakosindustries.com/?p=623

in which you may have vague memories of vague horrors at a vague conference, you hear some twinkling on the wind, The Festival of Innovation and the Festival of Quiet Evils are recapped, preparations are made for the Celebration of Self Love and Evil Con, we polish the many, many trophies here at Kakos Industries, a statue makes people feel things, Brosephus returns from radical sabbatical, and Chris Creaver “wins” The Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better.

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in which you may have vague memories of vague horrors at a vague conference, you hear some twinkling on the wind, The Festival of Innovation and the Festival of Quiet Evils are recapped, preparations are made for the Celebration of Self Love and Evil Con, we polish the many, many trophies here at Kakos Industries, a statue makes people feel things, Brosephus returns from radical sabbatical, and Chris Creaver “wins” The Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better.

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in which you may have vague memories of vague horrors at a vague conference, you hear some twinkling on the wind, The Festival of Innovation and the Festival of Quiet Evils are recapped, preparations are made for the Celebration of Self Love and Evil Con, we polish the many, many trophies here at Kakos Industries, a statue makes people feel things, Brosephus returns from radical sabbatical, and Chris Creaver “wins” The Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better.

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yes Yes no no 23:39 Kakos
Kickstarter Mini 5 http://kakosindustries.com/episodes/kickstarter-mini-5/ Mon, 19 Jun 2017 07:00:55 +0000 Kakos http://kakosindustries.com/?p=621

Our Kickstarter was a huge success!

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Our Kickstarter was a huge success!

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Our Kickstarter was a huge success!

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yes Yes no no 2:07 Kakos
Kickstarter Mini 4 http://kakosindustries.com/episodes/kickstarter-mini-4/ Wed, 14 Jun 2017 07:00:14 +0000 Kakos http://kakosindustries.com/?p=619

There are just 48 hours left to pledge on our Kickstarter!

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There are just 48 hours left to pledge on our Kickstarter!

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There are just 48 hours left to pledge on our Kickstarter!

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yes Yes no no 1:56 Kakos
Kickstarter Mini 3 http://kakosindustries.com/episodes/kickstarter-mini-3/ Mon, 12 Jun 2017 07:00:42 +0000 Kakos http://kakosindustries.com/?p=617

Only 4 days left on our Kickstarter Campaign!

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Only 4 days left on our Kickstarter Campaign!

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Only 4 days left on our Kickstarter Campaign!

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yes Yes no no 2:12 Kakos
73 – Mycology http://kakosindustries.com/episodes/73-mycology/ Sun, 04 Jun 2017 07:00:57 +0000 Kakos http://kakosindustries.com/?p=615

in which you take a great trip, the water festival disappoints yet again, preparations are made to go big and go small, the Division of Sexual Experimentation has some news, Hell is about to get more uncomfortable, you sip on a DarkMega GuzzleThumper, and Sammy Sea “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better.

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in which you take a great trip, the water festival disappoints yet again, preparations are made to go big and go small, the Division of Sexual Experimentation has some news, Hell is about to get more uncomfortable, you sip on a DarkMega GuzzleThumper, and Sammy Sea “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better.

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in which you take a great trip, the water festival disappoints yet again, preparations are made to go big and go small, the Division of Sexual Experimentation has some news, Hell is about to get more uncomfortable, you sip on a DarkMega GuzzleThumper, and Sammy Sea “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better.

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yes Yes no no 20:22 Kakos
Kickstarter Mini 2 http://kakosindustries.com/episodes/kickstarter-mini-2/ Thu, 01 Jun 2017 07:00:00 +0000 Kakos http://kakosindustries.com/?p=613

Pledge at KakosIndustries.com/Kickstarter to help us make a Twine game and get in on the next Shareholders’ Brawl.

Visit KakosIndustries.com/PodCon to tell PodCon that you want to see us there.

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Pledge at KakosIndustries.com/Kickstarter to help us make a Twine game and get in on the next Shareholders’ Brawl.

Visit KakosIndustries.com/PodCon to tell PodCon that you want to see us there.

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Pledge at KakosIndustries.com/Kickstarter to help us make a Twine game and get in on the next Shareholders’ Brawl.

Visit KakosIndustries.com/PodCon to tell PodCon that you want to see us there.

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yes Yes no no 3:23 Kakos
Kickstarter Mini 1 http://kakosindustries.com/episodes/kickstarter-mini-1/ Sat, 20 May 2017 07:00:04 +0000 Kakos http://kakosindustries.com/?p=611

We’ve added a stretch goal to our campaign! Pledge $35+ to get an Evilie (not a goodie) bag! Visit KakosIndustries.com/Kickstarter to pledge today!

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We’ve added a stretch goal to our campaign! Pledge $35+ to get an Evilie (not a goodie) bag! Visit KakosIndustries.com/Kickstarter to pledge today!

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yes Yes no no 2:29 Kakos
Kickstarter Mini 0 http://kakosindustries.com/episodes/kickstarter-mini-0/ Thu, 18 May 2017 07:00:46 +0000 Kakos http://kakosindustries.com/?p=609

KakosIndustries.com/Kickstarter Corin discusses the launch of the new crowdfunding campaign.

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KakosIndustries.com/Kickstarter Corin discusses the launch of the new crowdfunding campaign.

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yes Yes no no 3:45 Kakos
72 – The Real Darkest Universe http://kakosindustries.com/episodes/72-real-darkest-universe/ Mon, 01 May 2017 07:00:11 +0000 Kakos http://kakosindustries.com/?p=607

in which the Darkest Universe is achieved, the Festival of Steam is recapped, preparations are made for the Water Festival, the Festival of Earth, and the Nudity Festival, Hell turns people in usable fuel, the Division of Erotic Experiences improves their desire-enhancers, and Zine Xeans Machine has “won” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better.

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in which the Darkest Universe is achieved, the Festival of Steam is recapped, preparations are made for the Water Festival, the Festival of Earth, and the Nudity Festival, Hell turns people in usable fuel, the Division of Erotic Experiences improves their desire-enhancers, and Zine Xeans Machine has “won” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better.

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in which the Darkest Universe is achieved, the Festival of Steam is recapped, preparations are made for the Water Festival, the Festival of Earth, and the Nudity Festival, Hell turns people in usable fuel, the Division of Erotic Experiences improves their desire-enhancers, and Zine Xeans Machine has “won” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better.

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yes Yes no no 23:03 Kakos
71 – Hunt http://kakosindustries.com/episodes/71-hunt/ Sat, 01 Apr 2017 07:00:26 +0000 Kakos http://kakosindustries.com/?p=605

in which you are presented with a mystery, Helena searches for a new occupation, the Celebration of Affirmation is recapped, preparations are made for the Darkest Universe and the Festival of Steam, the helots get a tummy ache, Jasmine Aashna develops a new horror, the Tabithas get all over Corin, and Dr. P Gasmo “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better.

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in which you are presented with a mystery, Helena searches for a new occupation, the Celebration of Affirmation is recapped, preparations are made for the Darkest Universe and the Festival of Steam, the helots get a tummy ache, Jasmine Aashna develops a new horror, the Tabithas get all over Corin, and Dr. P Gasmo “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better.

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in which you are presented with a mystery, Helena searches for a new occupation, the Celebration of Affirmation is recapped, preparations are made for the Darkest Universe and the Festival of Steam, the helots get a tummy ache, Jasmine Aashna develops a new horror, the Tabithas get all over Corin, and Dr. P Gasmo “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better.

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Cover Story 26 – Become a Division Head http://kakosindustries.com/episodes/cover-story-26-become-division-head/ Wed, 29 Mar 2017 07:00:07 +0000 Kakos http://kakosindustries.com/?p=603

New pledge levels at out Patreon (http://www.kakosindustries.com/patreon) allow you to become a division head in the credits, complete with update on what your division is working on.

Also, we’re getting close to another #fanfucktion video. Head to the Fanfucktion Page for details.

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New pledge levels at out Patreon (http://www.kakosindustries.com/patreon) allow you to become a division head in the credits, complete with update on what your division is working on.

Also, we’re getting close to another #fanfucktion video. Head to the Fanfucktion Page for details.

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New pledge levels at out Patreon (http://www.kakosindustries.com/patreon) allow you to become a division head in the credits, complete with update on what your division is working on.

Also, we’re getting close to another #fanfucktion video. Head to the Fanfucktion Page for details.

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clean No no no 2:35 Kakos
70 – Metamorphoses http://kakosindustries.com/episodes/70-metamorphoses/ Wed, 01 Mar 2017 07:00:11 +0000 Kakos http://kakosindustries.com/?p=601

in which you learn about all of the companies not helping their clients to Do Evil Better, you get reprimanded for your terrible behavior at the Pie Festival, you remember being covered in the blood of South American mammals, something happens to Kakos Industries Rules and Regulations Volume 11, you might turn to goo, Hell introduces a new diet fad, you might find yourself buying a whole lot of fireworks, and The Malaclypse “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better.

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in which you learn about all of the companies not helping their clients to Do Evil Better, you get reprimanded for your terrible behavior at the Pie Festival, you remember being covered in the blood of South American mammals, something happens to Kakos Industries Rules and Regulations Volume 11, you might turn to goo, Hell introduces a new diet fad, you might find yourself buying a whole lot of fireworks, and The Malaclypse “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better.

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in which you learn about all of the companies not helping their clients to Do Evil Better, you get reprimanded for your terrible behavior at the Pie Festival, you remember being covered in the blood of South American mammals, something happens to Kakos Industries Rules and Regulations Volume 11, you might turn to goo, Hell introduces a new diet fad, you might find yourself buying a whole lot of fireworks, and The Malaclypse “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better.

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69 – More http://kakosindustries.com/episodes/69-more/ Wed, 01 Feb 2017 07:00:40 +0000 Kakos http://kakosindustries.com/?p=596

in which everyone wants more, Soundman stands at 6 o’clock, preparations are made for the pie festival and the MOTHERFUCKING SHAREHOLDERS’ BALL, you order a nice comfy place to live out the apocalypse, and Dazzle Shmizzle “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing.

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in which everyone wants more, Soundman stands at 6 o’clock, preparations are made for the pie festival and the MOTHERFUCKING SHAREHOLDERS’ BALL, you order a nice comfy place to live out the apocalypse, and Dazzle Shmizzle “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing.

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in which everyone wants more, Soundman stands at 6 o’clock, preparations are made for the pie festival and the MOTHERFUCKING SHAREHOLDERS’ BALL, you order a nice comfy place to live out the apocalypse, and Dazzle Shmizzle “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing.

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68 – Memento Mori http://kakosindustries.com/episodes/68-memento-mori/ Mon, 02 Jan 2017 07:01:54 +0000 Kakos http://kakosindustries.com/?p=591

in which we all take a moment to remember our mortality, we hear from several grieving parties, Yule is recapped, we learn something valuable, and Gulli Gulch Ravine “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better.

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in which we all take a moment to remember our mortality, we hear from several grieving parties, Yule is recapped, we learn something valuable, and Gulli Gulch Ravine “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better.

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in which we all take a moment to remember our mortality, we hear from several grieving parties, Yule is recapped, we learn something valuable, and Gulli Gulch Ravine “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better.

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Cover Story 25 – Monthly Schedule http://kakosindustries.com/episodes/cover-story-25-monthly-schedule/ Sun, 01 Jan 2017 07:00:07 +0000 Kakos http://kakosindustries.com/?p=589

We’re moving to a monthly schedule. Please remember to fill in our survey and visit our Patreon.

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67 – Sample http://kakosindustries.com/episodes/67-sample/ Sat, 17 Dec 2016 07:01:22 +0000 Kakos http://kakosindustries.com/?p=587

in which we are introduced to the Evil Measure, the Festival of Cold is recapped, plans are made for Yule, you get a headache, and something terrible happens. TW: Physical Violence.

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in which we are introduced to the Evil Measure, the Festival of Cold is recapped, plans are made for Yule, you get a headache, and something terrible happens. TW: Physical Violence.

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in which we are introduced to the Evil Measure, the Festival of Cold is recapped, plans are made for Yule, you get a headache, and something terrible happens. TW: Physical Violence.

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Cover Story 24 http://kakosindustries.com/episodes/cover-story-24/ Sat, 17 Dec 2016 07:00:53 +0000 Kakos http://kakosindustries.com/?p=585

Hello, Kakos Industries Shareholders! My name is Conrad Miszuk, and if you believe the cover story, then I am the creator of Kakos Industries. If you don’t believe the cover story, then I am the dark puppeteer orchestrating your entire existence.

To start with, I would like to remind you that our survey is still open. We’re going to keep it open probably until the end of January so we have a chance to catch the opinions of the people who aren’t necessarily caught up at any given time. Head to kakosindustries.com/survey to check that out. We’ve all recently learned the hazards of not letting our voices be heard, so please take this opportunity to tell me who you are and how I can best cater to your special interests.

Also, I would like to announce a few new goals we’re adding over on our Patreon. If we can get to $500, then we’ll put up a new #FanFucktion Video. There is still time to get your submissions in, so head on over to kakosindustries.com/fanfucktion if you’re interested in submitting. The juicier the better, really.

Then if we can make it to $600, I would love to do a YouTube video where I read a whole episode. If I can figure out how to do the YouTube live thing, it might just be live also. Which episode would be totally up to you, listeners. I don’t always have access to the other voice actors, so you should assume that it will be me doing all of the voices, for better or worse. So think that over. Let’s throw in some more FanFucktion, too at $600.

If we can make it to $700, I’ll be able to devote some time to mixing, expanding, and releasing some of the other music tracks that are not yet a part of the music rewards on Patreon. That includes music that was made for Melantha’s Episodes and also the Jazz from Space Race. And how about some more #FanFucktion? Why not.

If we can make it to $800, and I know that I’m being really ambitious here, I will improvise an episode of Kakos Industries on YouTube using suggestions that I will collect from you listeners. You write the headlines, I fill in the details. This probably won’t be canon, as you can imagine, so you can go nuts.

If we can make it to $1,000 – what? $1,000? We’re not even halfway there now! – I know. We’re setting the goal posts for the long haul here. At $1,000 I would like to introduce some really cool physical rewards. For example, I would really like to put together a reward level for Kakos University’s LifeLongLearners, who might just find themselves certified in some strange new skill each month. And I would love to do a T-Shirt of the month club, using some of my designs, but also bringing in some more talented graphic artists to create some exclusive T-Shirts from various parts of Kakos Industries. Also, I would love to do a physical version of the Leaked Documents, and maybe even those shareholder certificates I promised back in the ill-fated kickstarter campaign.

To give you an idea what you get individually for supporting us on Patreon, at $1, you become a real, fully fledged shareholder, entitled to everything the announcements bring. At $2, you have entered the Ruin-A-Life Drawing, and you can get your name read in an episode. At $3 you get access to greatly improved and expanded Kakos Industries music in the form of the full length Kakophany I album in your choice of mp3 or FLAC compression. You are also entitled to any other tracks as they get released. At $5, you can access the leaked documents, which take the form of various official memos, missives, logs, or or other documents that shed some light on parts of Kakos Industries that the announcements do not have the time to touch on. At $10, you are invited to chat with me once a month to talk about the show or whatever else. At $20, in addition to everything I’ve just said, you also get your name in the credits of all episodes that come out the following month. At $30-40, we have a number of official, honorary positions available inside Kakos Industries. At $75, we’ll write you into an episode as a character doing something interesting. At $500, we’ll make you a bonus mini episode. There are lots of great options there, and we appreciate all contributions regardless of size. We’re also open to adding things if there’s something in particular you’ve got in mind. To find out more, please head to kakosindustries.com/patreon. That’s Patreon p-a-t-r-e-o-n.

FInally, I’ve received a lot of emails recently regarding collaborating with us here at Kakos Industries. I am always open to hearing pitches from other creators, so if you’ve got an idea, send it over. Please know that it’s much easier for me to work with a pitch for a whole piece that I can just cut into the show. Also, I could really use the skills of someone with some experience in Public Relations. If you’re interested in working with us in that capacity, please send a message to inquiries@kakosindustries.com and we’ll figure out a way to make it worth your while.

I know this has been a longer cover story, and I appreciate you listening. You are the greatest fans known to mankind. Now back to your regularly scheduled announcements.

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Hello, Kakos Industries Shareholders! My name is Conrad Miszuk, and if you believe the cover story, then I am the creator of Kakos Industries. If you don’t believe the cover story, then I am the dark puppeteer orchestrating your entire existence.

To start with, I would like to remind you that our survey is still open. We’re going to keep it open probably until the end of January so we have a chance to catch the opinions of the people who aren’t necessarily caught up at any given time. Head to kakosindustries.com/survey to check that out. We’ve all recently learned the hazards of not letting our voices be heard, so please take this opportunity to tell me who you are and how I can best cater to your special interests.

Also, I would like to announce a few new goals we’re adding over on our Patreon. If we can get to $500, then we’ll put up a new #FanFucktion Video. There is still time to get your submissions in, so head on over to kakosindustries.com/fanfucktion if you’re interested in submitting. The juicier the better, really.

Then if we can make it to $600, I would love to do a YouTube video where I read a whole episode. If I can figure out how to do the YouTube live thing, it might just be live also. Which episode would be totally up to you, listeners. I don’t always have access to the other voice actors, so you should assume that it will be me doing all of the voices, for better or worse. So think that over. Let’s throw in some more FanFucktion, too at $600.

If we can make it to $700, I’ll be able to devote some time to mixing, expanding, and releasing some of the other music tracks that are not yet a part of the music rewards on Patreon. That includes music that was made for Melantha’s Episodes and also the Jazz from Space Race. And how about some more #FanFucktion? Why not.

If we can make it to $800, and I know that I’m being really ambitious here, I will improvise an episode of Kakos Industries on YouTube using suggestions that I will collect from you listeners. You write the headlines, I fill in the details. This probably won’t be canon, as you can imagine, so you can go nuts.

If we can make it to $1,000 – what? $1,000? We’re not even halfway there now! – I know. We’re setting the goal posts for the long haul here. At $1,000 I would like to introduce some really cool physical rewards. For example, I would really like to put together a reward level for Kakos University’s LifeLongLearners, who might just find themselves certified in some strange new skill each month. And I would love to do a T-Shirt of the month club, using some of my designs, but also bringing in some more talented graphic artists to create some exclusive T-Shirts from various parts of Kakos Industries. Also, I would love to do a physical version of the Leaked Documents, and maybe even those shareholder certificates I promised back in the ill-fated kickstarter campaign.

To give you an idea what you get individually for supporting us on Patreon, at $1, you become a real, fully fledged shareholder, entitled to everything the announcements bring. At $2, you have entered the Ruin-A-Life Drawing, and you can get your name read in an episode. At $3 you get access to greatly improved and expanded Kakos Industries music in the form of the full length Kakophany I album in your choice of mp3 or FLAC compression. You are also entitled to any other tracks as they get released. At $5, you can access the leaked documents, which take the form of various official memos, missives, logs, or or other documents that shed some light on parts of Kakos Industries that the announcements do not have the time to touch on. At $10, you are invited to chat with me once a month to talk about the show or whatever else. At $20, in addition to everything I’ve just said, you also get your name in the credits of all episodes that come out the following month. At $]]>

Hello, Kakos Industries Shareholders! My name is Conrad Miszuk, and if you believe the cover story, then I am the creator of Kakos Industries. If you don’t believe the cover story, then I am the dark puppeteer orchestrating your entire existence.

To start with, I would like to remind you that our survey is still open. We’re going to keep it open probably until the end of January so we have a chance to catch the opinions of the people who aren’t necessarily caught up at any given time. Head to kakosindustries.com/survey to check that out. We’ve all recently learned the hazards of not letting our voices be heard, so please take this opportunity to tell me who you are and how I can best cater to your special interests.

Also, I would like to announce a few new goals we’re adding over on our Patreon. If we can get to $500, then we’ll put up a new #FanFucktion Video. There is still time to get your submissions in, so head on over to kakosindustries.com/fanfucktion if you’re interested in submitting. The juicier the better, really.

Then if we can make it to $600, I would love to do a YouTube video where I read a whole episode. If I can figure out how to do the YouTube live thing, it might just be live also. Which episode would be totally up to you, listeners. I don’t always have access to the other voice actors, so you should assume that it will be me doing all of the voices, for better or worse. So think that over. Let’s throw in some more FanFucktion, too at $600.

If we can make it to $700, I’ll be able to devote some time to mixing, expanding, and releasing some of the other music tracks that are not yet a part of the music rewards on Patreon. That includes music that was made for Melantha’s Episodes and also the Jazz from Space Race. And how about some more #FanFucktion? Why not.

If we can make it to $800, and I know that I’m being really ambitious here, I will improvise an episode of Kakos Industries on YouTube using suggestions that I will collect from you listeners. You write the headlines, I fill in the details. This probably won’t be canon, as you can imagine, so you can go nuts.

If we can make it to $1,000 – what? $1,000? We’re not even halfway there now! – I know. We’re setting the goal posts for the long haul here. At $1,000 I would like to introduce some really cool physical rewards. For example, I would really like to put together a reward level for Kakos University’s LifeLongLearners, who might just find themselves certified in some strange new skill each month. And I would love to do a T-Shirt of the month club, using some of my designs, but also bringing in some more talented graphic artists to create some exclusive T-Shirts from various parts of Kakos Industries. Also, I would love to do a physical version of the Leaked Documents, and maybe even those shareholder certificates I promised back in the ill-fated kickstarter campaign.

To give you an idea what you get individually for supporting us on Patreon, at $1, you become a real, fully fledged shareholder, entitled to everything the announcements bring. At $2, you have entered the Ruin-A-Life Drawing, and you can get your name read in an episode. At $3 you get access to greatly improved and expanded Kakos Industries music in the form of the full length Kakophany I album in your choice of mp3 or FLAC compression. You are also entitled to any other tracks as they get released. At $5, you can access the leaked documents, which take the form of various official memos, missives, logs, or or other documents that shed some light on parts of Kakos Industries that the announcements do not have the time to touch on. At $10, you are invited to chat with me once a month to talk about the show or whatever else. At $20, in addition to everything I’ve just said, you also get your name in the credits of all episodes that come out the following month. At $]]> yes Yes no no 5:16 Kakos 66 – Innovations of Fear http://kakosindustries.com/episodes/66-innovations-fear/ Thu, 01 Dec 2016 07:01:13 +0000 Kakos http://kakosindustries.com/?p=583

in which Black Friday is recapped, preparations are made for the Festival of Cold, we learn about ancient sexts, there is a change in the winds, the Cult of Ohh Ahh pick a few herbs, and a doodle of some sort “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing.

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in which Black Friday is recapped, preparations are made for the Festival of Cold, we learn about ancient sexts, there is a change in the winds, the Cult of Ohh Ahh pick a few herbs, and a doodle of some sort “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing.

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65 – Listening http://kakosindustries.com/episodes/65-listening/ Wed, 16 Nov 2016 07:01:31 +0000 Kakos http://kakosindustries.com/?p=581

in which Halloween is recapped in a little more detail, the Festival of Anti-Celebration is in full swing, preparations are made for Black Friday, we learn about the Decennial Record, The Division of Erotic Experiences is born, and Handful of Mud McKenzie “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Featuring Mike Rugnetta of PBS Idea Channel. Do Evil Better.

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in which Halloween is recapped in a little more detail, the Festival of Anti-Celebration is in full swing, preparations are made for Black Friday, we learn about the Decennial Record, The Division of Erotic Experiences is born, and Handful of Mud McKenzie “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Featuring Mike Rugnetta of PBS Idea Channel. Do Evil Better.

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in which Halloween is recapped in a little more detail, the Festival of Anti-Celebration is in full swing, preparations are made for Black Friday, we learn about the Decennial Record, The Division of Erotic Experiences is born, and Handful of Mud McKenzie “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Featuring Mike Rugnetta of PBS Idea Channel. Do Evil Better.

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yes Yes no no 20:31 Kakos
Cover Story 23 – Guest Mike Rugnetta http://kakosindustries.com/episodes/cover-story-23-guest-mike-rugnetta/ Wed, 16 Nov 2016 07:00:23 +0000 Kakos http://kakosindustries.com/?p=579

Today’s episode features Mike Rugnetta of PBS Idea Channel and the Reasonably Sound Podcast! Find him on Twitter @MikeRugnetta.

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64 – Halloween http://kakosindustries.com/episodes/64-halloween/ Mon, 31 Oct 2016 07:00:46 +0000 Kakos http://kakosindustries.com/?p=577

in which the Halloween festivities are underway, preparations are made for not celebrating at a later date, Hailey wears a Tiara, Melantha wears something, Helena bums us out, something about potatoes, some fingers go places, Corin is nearly squished to death, and Bavaria Fringe “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better.

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in which the Halloween festivities are underway, preparations are made for not celebrating at a later date, Hailey wears a Tiara, Melantha wears something, Helena bums us out, something about potatoes, some fingers go places, Corin is nearly squished to death, and Bavaria Fringe “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better.

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in which the Halloween festivities are underway, preparations are made for not celebrating at a later date, Hailey wears a Tiara, Melantha wears something, Helena bums us out, something about potatoes, some fingers go places, Corin is nearly squished to death, and Bavaria Fringe “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better.

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yes Yes no no 40:31 Kakos
63 – Ohh Ahh http://kakosindustries.com/episodes/63-ohh-ahh/ Sun, 16 Oct 2016 07:01:25 +0000 Kakos http://kakosindustries.com/?p=575

in which the Cult of Ohh Ahh makes an appearance, the Celebration of Books is recapped, preparations are made for Halloween, Corin gets some heartfelt advice, Kimmie finds something new to do, and Penny Lobe “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawin. Do Evil Better.

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in which the Cult of Ohh Ahh makes an appearance, the Celebration of Books is recapped, preparations are made for Halloween, Corin gets some heartfelt advice, Kimmie finds something new to do, and Penny Lobe “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawin. Do Evil Better.

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in which the Cult of Ohh Ahh makes an appearance, the Celebration of Books is recapped, preparations are made for Halloween, Corin gets some heartfelt advice, Kimmie finds something new to do, and Penny Lobe “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawin. Do Evil Better.

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yes Yes no no 23:34 Kakos
Cover Story 21 http://kakosindustries.com/episodes/cover-story-21/ Sun, 16 Oct 2016 07:00:03 +0000 Kakos http://kakosindustries.com/?p=573 New rewards over at kakosindustries.com/patreon!

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62 – Fall Cleaning http://kakosindustries.com/episodes/62-fall-cleaning/ Sat, 01 Oct 2016 07:00:52 +0000 Kakos http://kakosindustries.com/?p=546

in which closets are cleaned out, you hurt in the thinky place, you had a weird nap, you get ready to read a lot of books, Corin stumbles into a minefield, and Colin Leaf “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better.

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in which closets are cleaned out, you hurt in the thinky place, you had a weird nap, you get ready to read a lot of books, Corin stumbles into a minefield, and Colin Leaf “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better.

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in which closets are cleaned out, you hurt in the thinky place, you had a weird nap, you get ready to read a lot of books, Corin stumbles into a minefield, and Colin Leaf “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better.

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yes Yes no no 18:50 Kakos
61 – Propagation http://kakosindustries.com/episodes/61-propagation/ Fri, 16 Sep 2016 07:01:57 +0000 Kakos http://kakosindustries.com/?p=570

in which you care for a delicate plant, the Festival of Fertility is recapped, preparations are made for the Festival of Somnambulation, the renegade sex toy has gone full-on cult leader, Kakos Industries introduces a new girl group, we hear something we probably shouldn’t, you are reminded to do your kegels, and Morton Thyme “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better.

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in which you care for a delicate plant, the Festival of Fertility is recapped, preparations are made for the Festival of Somnambulation, the renegade sex toy has gone full-on cult leader, Kakos Industries introduces a new girl group, we hear something we probably shouldn’t, you are reminded to do your kegels, and Morton Thyme “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better.

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in which you care for a delicate plant, the Festival of Fertility is recapped, preparations are made for the Festival of Somnambulation, the renegade sex toy has gone full-on cult leader, Kakos Industries introduces a new girl group, we hear something we probably shouldn’t, you are reminded to do your kegels, and Morton Thyme “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better.

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yes Yes no no 22:53 Kakos
Cover Story 19 http://kakosindustries.com/episodes/cover-story-19/ Fri, 16 Sep 2016 07:00:07 +0000 Kakos http://kakosindustries.com/?p=568

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60 – Avoidance http://kakosindustries.com/episodes/60-avoidance/ Thu, 01 Sep 2016 07:00:44 +0000 Kakos http://kakosindustries.com/?p=566

in which the CEO Festival and Festival of the Dance are recapped, preparations are made for the Festival of Fertility, Kimmie sets a record, we hear an annoying noise, and Tiptoes Poe “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawin. Do Evil Better.

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in which the CEO Festival and Festival of the Dance are recapped, preparations are made for the Festival of Fertility, Kimmie sets a record, we hear an annoying noise, and Tiptoes Poe “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawin. Do Evil Better.

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in which the CEO Festival and Festival of the Dance are recapped, preparations are made for the Festival of Fertility, Kimmie sets a record, we hear an annoying noise, and Tiptoes Poe “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawin. Do Evil Better.

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yes Yes no no 21:29 Kakos
59 – Obsolete http://kakosindustries.com/episodes/59-obsolete/ Tue, 16 Aug 2016 07:01:04 +0000 Kakos http://kakosindustries.com/?p=564

In which your arms get tired, Corin plays some audio files, Kimmie gathers a crowd, the renegade sex toy keeps on keepin’ on, and a dot “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better.

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In which your arms get tired, Corin plays some audio files, Kimmie gathers a crowd, the renegade sex toy keeps on keepin’ on, and a dot “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better.

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In which your arms get tired, Corin plays some audio files, Kimmie gathers a crowd, the renegade sex toy keeps on keepin’ on, and a dot “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better.

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Cover Story 18 http://kakosindustries.com/episodes/cover-story-18/ Tue, 16 Aug 2016 07:00:26 +0000 Kakos http://kakosindustries.com/?p=562

Today’s episode features Philip Haldiman, who played Denny in the cult movie The Room.

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58 – Intimacy http://kakosindustries.com/episodes/58-intimacy/ Mon, 01 Aug 2016 07:01:41 +0000 Kakos http://kakosindustries.com/?p=560

in which we hear a loud thumping, you no longer feel compelled to feel anything, you did some things at Evil Con, preparations are made for The CEO Festival, you hear some incendiary political speech, things get real boring, and then things get real messy. Do Evil Better.

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in which we hear a loud thumping, you no longer feel compelled to feel anything, you did some things at Evil Con, preparations are made for The CEO Festival, you hear some incendiary political speech, things get real boring, and then things get real messy. Do Evil Better.

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in which we hear a loud thumping, you no longer feel compelled to feel anything, you did some things at Evil Con, preparations are made for The CEO Festival, you hear some incendiary political speech, things get real boring, and then things get real messy. Do Evil Better.

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Cover Story 17 http://kakosindustries.com/episodes/cover-story-17/ Mon, 01 Aug 2016 07:00:38 +0000 Kakos http://kakosindustries.com/?p=558 Scapegoat Conrad Miszuk was interviewed on The Naked Diner. Check it out here!

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57 – Rules http://kakosindustries.com/episodes/57-rules/ Sat, 16 Jul 2016 07:01:23 +0000 Kakos http://kakosindustries.com/?p=556

in which Corin goes totally off-script, the Celebration of Self Love is not recounted, you get a vague notion for what Evil Con 2016 might look like, you hear some things you probably shouldn’t, and Gavin “The Wrecking Ball” Murray “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better.

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in which Corin goes totally off-script, the Celebration of Self Love is not recounted, you get a vague notion for what Evil Con 2016 might look like, you hear some things you probably shouldn’t, and Gavin “The Wrecking Ball” Murray “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better.

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in which Corin goes totally off-script, the Celebration of Self Love is not recounted, you get a vague notion for what Evil Con 2016 might look like, you hear some things you probably shouldn’t, and Gavin “The Wrecking Ball” Murray “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better.

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Cover Story 16 http://kakosindustries.com/episodes/cover-story-16/ Sat, 16 Jul 2016 07:00:53 +0000 Kakos http://kakosindustries.com/?p=554

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56 – Robo-Tango http://kakosindustries.com/episodes/56-robo-tango/ Fri, 01 Jul 2016 07:01:02 +0000 Kakos http://kakosindustries.com/?p=552

in which you feel some things, you are still on the lookout for dolls, the Festival of Quiet Evils is recapped, preparations are made for the Celebration of Self Love, we hear from an old friend, and Tilda Meepmeep “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better.

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in which you feel some things, you are still on the lookout for dolls, the Festival of Quiet Evils is recapped, preparations are made for the Celebration of Self Love, we hear from an old friend, and Tilda Meepmeep “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better.

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in which you feel some things, you are still on the lookout for dolls, the Festival of Quiet Evils is recapped, preparations are made for the Celebration of Self Love, we hear from an old friend, and Tilda Meepmeep “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better.

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Cover Story 15 http://kakosindustries.com/episodes/cover-story-15/ Fri, 01 Jul 2016 07:00:18 +0000 Kakos http://kakosindustries.com/?p=550 We made our #fanfucktion goal! Also, Conrad appears on the new episode of Ars Paradoxica (arsparadoxica.com)!

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55 – Regicide http://kakosindustries.com/episodes/55-regicide/ Thu, 16 Jun 2016 07:00:59 +0000 Kakos http://kakosindustries.com/?p=548

in which you are visited by an unwelcome presence, some robots do what they do, you test out a new app, preparations are made for things to get quiet, Tonia Wilson is spotlighted, Corin complains, a giant falls, and A. D. “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better.

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in which you are visited by an unwelcome presence, some robots do what they do, you test out a new app, preparations are made for things to get quiet, Tonia Wilson is spotlighted, Corin complains, a giant falls, and A. D. “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better.

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in which you are visited by an unwelcome presence, some robots do what they do, you test out a new app, preparations are made for things to get quiet, Tonia Wilson is spotlighted, Corin complains, a giant falls, and A. D. “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better.

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54 – Fuzz and Brawl II http://kakosindustries.com/episodes/54-fuzz-brawl-ii/ Wed, 01 Jun 2016 07:00:32 +0000 Kakos http://kakosindustries.com/?p=544

in which the Nudity Festival cum Ultra Nudity Festival cum Dark Mega Nudity Festival is recapped, preparations are made for the Festival of Innovation, the renegade sex toy had drawn a following, the second Shareholders’ Brawl is recapped, Kimmie and Maggie share a strained greeting, shit gets regal, and Dimple Deblinski “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better.

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in which the Nudity Festival cum Ultra Nudity Festival cum Dark Mega Nudity Festival is recapped, preparations are made for the Festival of Innovation, the renegade sex toy had drawn a following, the second Shareholders’ Brawl is recapped, Kimmie and Maggie share a strained greeting, shit gets regal, and Dimple Deblinski “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better.

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in which the Nudity Festival cum Ultra Nudity Festival cum Dark Mega Nudity Festival is recapped, preparations are made for the Festival of Innovation, the renegade sex toy had drawn a following, the second Shareholders’ Brawl is recapped, Kimmie and Maggie share a strained greeting, shit gets regal, and Dimple Deblinski “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better.

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53 – Spat http://kakosindustries.com/episodes/53-spat/ Mon, 16 May 2016 07:00:54 +0000 Kakos http://kakosindustries.com/?p=542

in which you feel a pinch on your ear, the Water and Earth Festivals are recapped, preparations are made to get really hairy everywhere, Wyoming becomes more promiscuous, you beg for some vitamin D, Corin finds a board game he’s been missing, and Anaya Namaya “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better.

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in which you feel a pinch on your ear, the Water and Earth Festivals are recapped, preparations are made to get really hairy everywhere, Wyoming becomes more promiscuous, you beg for some vitamin D, Corin finds a board game he’s been missing, and Anaya Namaya “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better.

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in which you feel a pinch on your ear, the Water and Earth Festivals are recapped, preparations are made to get really hairy everywhere, Wyoming becomes more promiscuous, you beg for some vitamin D, Corin finds a board game he’s been missing, and Anaya Namaya “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better.

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52 – Vacation http://kakosindustries.com/episodes/52-vacation/ Sun, 01 May 2016 07:00:38 +0000 Kakos http://kakosindustries.com/?p=540

in which nothing bad happens, Kakos Industries takes a much needed break, you answer a phone call, we hear about some tubers, Corin rides a rollercoaster, we prepare to look deep underwater and deep within ourselves, something regal happens, Corin talks like a pirate, and Molly Bloomth “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better.

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in which nothing bad happens, Kakos Industries takes a much needed break, you answer a phone call, we hear about some tubers, Corin rides a rollercoaster, we prepare to look deep underwater and deep within ourselves, something regal happens, Corin talks like a pirate, and Molly Bloomth “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better.

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in which nothing bad happens, Kakos Industries takes a much needed break, you answer a phone call, we hear about some tubers, Corin rides a rollercoaster, we prepare to look deep underwater and deep within ourselves, something regal happens, Corin talks like a pirate, and Molly Bloomth “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better.

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51 – Stalemate http://kakosindustries.com/episodes/51-stalemate/ Sat, 16 Apr 2016 07:00:11 +0000 Kakos http://kakosindustries.com/?p=538

in which continuing the war becomes difficult, The Blood Sacrifice to Literally Any Deity that’s Listening or In the Neighborhood is recapped, preparations are made for the Agriculture Festival and the Festival of Doom, we get filled in on recent events regarding Kiarawa, Soundman Steven gets harder, and Dudley Abednigo “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better.

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in which continuing the war becomes difficult, The Blood Sacrifice to Literally Any Deity that’s Listening or In the Neighborhood is recapped, preparations are made for the Agriculture Festival and the Festival of Doom, we get filled in on recent events regarding Kiarawa, Soundman Steven gets harder, and Dudley Abednigo “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better.

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in which continuing the war becomes difficult, The Blood Sacrifice to Literally Any Deity that’s Listening or In the Neighborhood is recapped, preparations are made for the Agriculture Festival and the Festival of Doom, we get filled in on recent events regarding Kiarawa, Soundman Steven gets harder, and Dudley Abednigo “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better.

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50 – Attrition http://kakosindustries.com/episodes/50-attrition/ Fri, 01 Apr 2016 07:00:31 +0000 Kakos http://kakosindustries.com/?p=536

in which Kiarawa’s forces are just outside, the Celebration of Self Pity is replaced, preparations are made for The Blood Sacrifice to Literally Any Deity that’s Listening or In the Neighborhood, the Darkest Universe is attempted once again, some dirty, sexy things happen that make everyone uncomfortable, and contact is made with a long lost division. Do Evil Better.

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in which Kiarawa’s forces are just outside, the Celebration of Self Pity is replaced, preparations are made for The Blood Sacrifice to Literally Any Deity that’s Listening or In the Neighborhood, the Darkest Universe is attempted once again, some dirty, sexy things happen that make everyone uncomfortable, and contact is made with a long lost division. Do Evil Better.

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in which Kiarawa’s forces are just outside, the Celebration of Self Pity is replaced, preparations are made for The Blood Sacrifice to Literally Any Deity that’s Listening or In the Neighborhood, the Darkest Universe is attempted once again, some dirty, sexy things happen that make everyone uncomfortable, and contact is made with a long lost division. Do Evil Better.

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49 – Salvage http://kakosindustries.com/episodes/49-salvage/ Wed, 16 Mar 2016 07:00:59 +0000 Kakos http://kakosindustries.com/?p=534

in which the crew is still in Junior’ Lair, your feet feel tingly, the Celebration of Ass goes off without a hitch, Kiarawa puts on her own celebrations above, Brosephus is rescued, and a hunk of metal drags itself into the cave. Do Evil Better.

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in which the crew is still in Junior’ Lair, your feet feel tingly, the Celebration of Ass goes off without a hitch, Kiarawa puts on her own celebrations above, Brosephus is rescued, and a hunk of metal drags itself into the cave. Do Evil Better.

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in which the crew is still in Junior’ Lair, your feet feel tingly, the Celebration of Ass goes off without a hitch, Kiarawa puts on her own celebrations above, Brosephus is rescued, and a hunk of metal drags itself into the cave. Do Evil Better.

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48 – Skirmish http://kakosindustries.com/episodes/48-skirmish/ Tue, 01 Mar 2016 07:01:15 +0000 Kakos http://kakosindustries.com/?p=529

in which a grand battle is recapped, dragons or something, Corin counts his supporters, the Festival of Everything is Okay, We Promise is recapped, preparations are made for the Celebration of Oh Hell, Who Gives a Shit, we have no idea who “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing, and the rebel gets rebranded. Do Evil Better.

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in which a grand battle is recapped, dragons or something, Corin counts his supporters, the Festival of Everything is Okay, We Promise is recapped, preparations are made for the Celebration of Oh Hell, Who Gives a Shit, we have no idea who “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing, and the rebel gets rebranded. Do Evil Better.

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in which a grand battle is recapped, dragons or something, Corin counts his supporters, the Festival of Everything is Okay, We Promise is recapped, preparations are made for the Celebration of Oh Hell, Who Gives a Shit, we have no idea who “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing, and the rebel gets rebranded. Do Evil Better.

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Cover Story 8 http://kakosindustries.com/episodes/cover-story-8/ Tue, 01 Mar 2016 07:00:13 +0000 Kakos http://kakosindustries.com/?p=527

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47 – Refuge http://kakosindustries.com/episodes/47-refuge/ Mon, 15 Feb 2016 07:00:54 +0000 Kakos http://kakosindustries.com/?p=525

in which Corin and his supporters have taken refuge in a deep part of Kakos Industries, we hear from one of Kakos Industries’ more colorful residents, the Automobile Celebration is recapped, preparations are made for the Festival of Everything is Okay, We Promise, and somebody’s life is probably ruined. Do Evil Better.

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in which Corin and his supporters have taken refuge in a deep part of Kakos Industries, we hear from one of Kakos Industries’ more colorful residents, the Automobile Celebration is recapped, preparations are made for the Festival of Everything is Okay, We Promise, and somebody’s life is probably ruined. Do Evil Better.

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in which Corin and his supporters have taken refuge in a deep part of Kakos Industries, we hear from one of Kakos Industries’ more colorful residents, the Automobile Celebration is recapped, preparations are made for the Festival of Everything is Okay, We Promise, and somebody’s life is probably ruined. Do Evil Better.

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yes Yes no no 22:09 Kakos
46 – Space Race http://kakosindustries.com/episodes/46-space-race/ Fri, 01 Jan 2016 07:00:10 +0000 Kakos http://kakosindustries.com/?p=522

in which Corin wishes you a happy New Year, Yule and the New Year’s celebrations are recapped, preparations are made for the Automobile Celebration, Corin gets in with a group of youths, there are new developments in space, your birth control gets better, and William McGillicuddy “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better.

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in which Corin wishes you a happy New Year, Yule and the New Year’s celebrations are recapped, preparations are made for the Automobile Celebration, Corin gets in with a group of youths, there are new developments in space, your birth control gets better, and William McGillicuddy “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better.

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in which Corin wishes you a happy New Year, Yule and the New Year’s celebrations are recapped, preparations are made for the Automobile Celebration, Corin gets in with a group of youths, there are new developments in space, your birth control gets better, and William McGillicuddy “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better.

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45 – Polite Conversation http://kakosindustries.com/episodes/45-polite-conversation/ Wed, 16 Dec 2015 07:00:26 +0000 Kakos http://kakosindustries.com/?p=520

in which Corin negotiates for the release of the Sudodilatese, the Festival of Cloud Watching goes is recapped, preparations are made for Yule and New Year’s, Eatin’ Slime gets a taste test, Corin and Belladonnica have a meeting, and Hamilton Scone “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better.

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in which Corin negotiates for the release of the Sudodilatese, the Festival of Cloud Watching goes is recapped, preparations are made for Yule and New Year’s, Eatin’ Slime gets a taste test, Corin and Belladonnica have a meeting, and Hamilton Scone “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better.

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in which Corin negotiates for the release of the Sudodilatese, the Festival of Cloud Watching goes is recapped, preparations are made for Yule and New Year’s, Eatin’ Slime gets a taste test, Corin and Belladonnica have a meeting, and Hamilton Scone “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better.

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yes Yes no no 23:42 Kakos
44 – Pseudo-Dilation http://kakosindustries.com/episodes/44-pseudo-dilation/ Tue, 01 Dec 2015 07:00:27 +0000 Kakos http://kakosindustries.com/?p=518

in which Corin is STILL a captive, Black Friday is recapped, preparations are made for the Festival of Cloud Watching, Corin negotiates for the release of some captives, some really weird details come to light, and Benny The Pussy Master “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better.

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in which Corin is STILL a captive, Black Friday is recapped, preparations are made for the Festival of Cloud Watching, Corin negotiates for the release of some captives, some really weird details come to light, and Benny The Pussy Master “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better.

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in which Corin is STILL a captive, Black Friday is recapped, preparations are made for the Festival of Cloud Watching, Corin negotiates for the release of some captives, some really weird details come to light, and Benny The Pussy Master “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better.

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yes Yes no no 20:44 Kakos
43 – Bondage http://kakosindustries.com/episodes/43-bondage/ Mon, 16 Nov 2015 07:00:34 +0000 Kakos http://kakosindustries.com/?p=516

in which Corin is restrained, you smell something burning, the festival of Anti-Celebration begins, preparations are made for Black Friday, progress is made with Kakos Tower, there is news about delicacies coming from Hell, and Kareem Tompkins “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better.

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in which Corin is restrained, you smell something burning, the festival of Anti-Celebration begins, preparations are made for Black Friday, progress is made with Kakos Tower, there is news about delicacies coming from Hell, and Kareem Tompkins “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better.

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in which Corin is restrained, you smell something burning, the festival of Anti-Celebration begins, preparations are made for Black Friday, progress is made with Kakos Tower, there is news about delicacies coming from Hell, and Kareem Tompkins “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better.

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yes Yes no no 22:48 Kakos
42 – Laughter http://kakosindustries.com/episodes/42-laughter/ Sun, 01 Nov 2015 07:00:52 +0000 Kakos http://kakosindustries.com/?p=511

in which your trip has not yet ended, Corin’s pain is hilarious, the Halloween celebration is recapped, preparations are made for the Festival of Anti-Celebration, the renegade sex toy is making progress, another floor of Kakos Tower is reclaimed, and Jeffrey Bannerjee “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better.

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in which your trip has not yet ended, Corin’s pain is hilarious, the Halloween celebration is recapped, preparations are made for the Festival of Anti-Celebration, the renegade sex toy is making progress, another floor of Kakos Tower is reclaimed, and Jeffrey Bannerjee “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better.

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in which your trip has not yet ended, Corin’s pain is hilarious, the Halloween celebration is recapped, preparations are made for the Festival of Anti-Celebration, the renegade sex toy is making progress, another floor of Kakos Tower is reclaimed, and Jeffrey Bannerjee “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better.

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yes Yes no no 19:03 Kakos
41 – Aftermath http://kakosindustries.com/episodes/41-aftermath/ Fri, 16 Oct 2015 07:00:33 +0000 Kakos http://kakosindustries.com/?p=509

in which Kakos Industries gets reorganized, you get a new car stereo, the Celebration of Books is recapped, preparations for Halloween are made, Melantha and Corin share a mysterious moment, Yipdoodie no longer exists, Hell gets a hand, and Paul Rathjen “wins”the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better.

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in which Kakos Industries gets reorganized, you get a new car stereo, the Celebration of Books is recapped, preparations for Halloween are made, Melantha and Corin share a mysterious moment, Yipdoodie no longer exists, Hell gets a hand, and Paul Rathjen “wins”the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better.

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in which Kakos Industries gets reorganized, you get a new car stereo, the Celebration of Books is recapped, preparations for Halloween are made, Melantha and Corin share a mysterious moment, Yipdoodie no longer exists, Hell gets a hand, and Paul Rathjen “wins”the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better.

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yes Yes no no 24:19 Kakos
40B – Intercepted 2 http://kakosindustries.com/episodes/40b-intercepted-2/ Fri, 09 Oct 2015 07:00:48 +0000 Kakos http://kakosindustries.com/?p=507

Please enjoy this intercepted broadcast from one of our competitors.

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40 – Celebratory http://kakosindustries.com/episodes/40-celebratory/ Thu, 01 Oct 2015 07:00:17 +0000 Kakos http://kakosindustries.com/?p=505

in which a mysterious festival occurs, Corin takes a less hands-on approach to management, the Festival of Somnambulation is recapped, preparations are made of the Celebration of Books, Belladonnica is still missing, Kimmie and Maggie dry out another floor of Kakos Tower, the new sex toy digs deeper, Dr. Dunkelwissen steals some hair and spit, and Aleela Dafina “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better.

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in which a mysterious festival occurs, Corin takes a less hands-on approach to management, the Festival of Somnambulation is recapped, preparations are made of the Celebration of Books, Belladonnica is still missing, Kimmie and Maggie dry out another floor of Kakos Tower, the new sex toy digs deeper, Dr. Dunkelwissen steals some hair and spit, and Aleela Dafina “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better.

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in which a mysterious festival occurs, Corin takes a less hands-on approach to management, the Festival of Somnambulation is recapped, preparations are made of the Celebration of Books, Belladonnica is still missing, Kimmie and Maggie dry out another floor of Kakos Tower, the new sex toy digs deeper, Dr. Dunkelwissen steals some hair and spit, and Aleela Dafina “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better.

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39 – Dark Auras http://kakosindustries.com/episodes/39-dark-auras/ Wed, 16 Sep 2015 07:00:25 +0000 Kakos http://kakosindustries.com/?p=503

in which Corin is having a bad day, you upset a large portion of toads worldwide, the Festival of Fertility is recapped, the Festival of Misery is also recapped, the Festival of Somnambulation is introduced, something is salvaged from Kakos Tower, the Division of Sexual Experimentation has news, you taste something strange, everything goes quiet, and Beatrice Flounder “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better.

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in which Corin is having a bad day, you upset a large portion of toads worldwide, the Festival of Fertility is recapped, the Festival of Misery is also recapped, the Festival of Somnambulation is introduced, something is salvaged from Kakos Tower, the Division of Sexual Experimentation has news, you taste something strange, everything goes quiet, and Beatrice Flounder “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better.

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in which Corin is having a bad day, you upset a large portion of toads worldwide, the Festival of Fertility is recapped, the Festival of Misery is also recapped, the Festival of Somnambulation is introduced, something is salvaged from Kakos Tower, the Division of Sexual Experimentation has news, you taste something strange, everything goes quiet, and Beatrice Flounder “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better.

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38 – The Glimmer of Hope Principle http://kakosindustries.com/episodes/38-glimmer-hope-principle/ Tue, 01 Sep 2015 07:00:57 +0000 Kakos http://kakosindustries.com/?p=498

in which Soundman Steven is rewarded for his sacrifices, the Festival of the Dance is wrapped up neatly for a change, preparations are made for the Festival of Fertility and a new festival, DMB is still MIA, Denny still exists, Paul Tubb puts his pants back on, the Division of Sexual Experimentation is about to change sex forever, and Algernon Powell “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better.

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in which Soundman Steven is rewarded for his sacrifices, the Festival of the Dance is wrapped up neatly for a change, preparations are made for the Festival of Fertility and a new festival, DMB is still MIA, Denny still exists, Paul Tubb puts his pants back on, the Division of Sexual Experimentation is about to change sex forever, and Algernon Powell “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better.

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in which Soundman Steven is rewarded for his sacrifices, the Festival of the Dance is wrapped up neatly for a change, preparations are made for the Festival of Fertility and a new festival, DMB is still MIA, Denny still exists, Paul Tubb puts his pants back on, the Division of Sexual Experimentation is about to change sex forever, and Algernon Powell “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better.

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37 – Growth http://kakosindustries.com/episodes/37-growth/ Sun, 16 Aug 2015 07:00:11 +0000 Kakos http://kakosindustries.com/?p=493

in which you put your ear to a potted plant, the CEO festival is recapped, preparations are made for the Festival of the Dance, Corin patches things up with Brosephus, the Division of Sexual Experimentation is announced, Hell gets even weirder, the Division of Gleep Glorp has important news, and Paula Crumb “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better.

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in which you put your ear to a potted plant, the CEO festival is recapped, preparations are made for the Festival of the Dance, Corin patches things up with Brosephus, the Division of Sexual Experimentation is announced, Hell gets even weirder, the Division of Gleep Glorp has important news, and Paula Crumb “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better.

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in which you put your ear to a potted plant, the CEO festival is recapped, preparations are made for the Festival of the Dance, Corin patches things up with Brosephus, the Division of Sexual Experimentation is announced, Hell gets even weirder, the Division of Gleep Glorp has important news, and Paula Crumb “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better.

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36 – Jules http://kakosindustries.com/episodes/36-jules/ Sat, 01 Aug 2015 07:00:53 +0000 Kakos http://kakosindustries.com/?p=488

in which the Sexual Innovation Division has some interesting news, the Celebration of Self Love is recapped, preparations are made for the CEO Festival, the settlers in Hell ar doing better than expected, Kimmie and Maggie join the team at the Division of Uphill Battles, and Thomas the Genetically Modified Ape “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better.

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in which the Sexual Innovation Division has some interesting news, the Celebration of Self Love is recapped, preparations are made for the CEO Festival, the settlers in Hell ar doing better than expected, Kimmie and Maggie join the team at the Division of Uphill Battles, and Thomas the Genetically Modified Ape “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better.

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in which the Sexual Innovation Division has some interesting news, the Celebration of Self Love is recapped, preparations are made for the CEO Festival, the settlers in Hell ar doing better than expected, Kimmie and Maggie join the team at the Division of Uphill Battles, and Thomas the Genetically Modified Ape “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better.

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35 – Brawl http://kakosindustries.com/episodes/35-brawl/ Thu, 16 Jul 2015 07:00:04 +0000 Kakos http://kakosindustries.com/?p=483

in which Corin discusses his path to wellness, a small fight is had between good friends, you eat something that makes you feel weird, a large fight between strangers is had, Evil Con is recapped, preparations are made for the Celebration of Self Love, and Bambi Porkle “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better.

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in which Corin discusses his path to wellness, a small fight is had between good friends, you eat something that makes you feel weird, a large fight between strangers is had, Evil Con is recapped, preparations are made for the Celebration of Self Love, and Bambi Porkle “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better.

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in which Corin discusses his path to wellness, a small fight is had between good friends, you eat something that makes you feel weird, a large fight between strangers is had, Evil Con is recapped, preparations are made for the Celebration of Self Love, and Bambi Porkle “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better.

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34 – Freudian Slips http://kakosindustries.com/episodes/34-freudian-slips/ Wed, 01 Jul 2015 07:00:27 +0000 Kakos http://kakosindustries.com/?p=481

in which several assassination attempts are thwarted, you feel a pleasant tingling, Brosephus confides in Corin, the Festival of Falling Down Because You’re Not Looking Where You’re Going, Dumbass goes super well, preparations are made for Evil Con 2015, an idea is given for an an Eviler news organization, Hell gets some visitors, and a solid black square “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better.

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in which several assassination attempts are thwarted, you feel a pleasant tingling, Brosephus confides in Corin, the Festival of Falling Down Because You’re Not Looking Where You’re Going, Dumbass goes super well, preparations are made for Evil Con 2015, an idea is given for an an Eviler news organization, Hell gets some visitors, and a solid black square “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better.

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in which several assassination attempts are thwarted, you feel a pleasant tingling, Brosephus confides in Corin, the Festival of Falling Down Because You’re Not Looking Where You’re Going, Dumbass goes super well, preparations are made for Evil Con 2015, an idea is given for an an Eviler news organization, Hell gets some visitors, and a solid black square “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better.

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33 – FOMOOO http://kakosindustries.com/episodes/33-fomooo/ Tue, 16 Jun 2015 07:00:38 +0000 Kakos http://kakosindustries.com/?p=479

in which you feel a tingling in your brain, Corin gets personal, the technology festival exceeded everyone’s expectations, the Festival of Falling Down Because You’re Not Looking Where You’re Going, Dumbass is announced, the Division of Masculine Expression has news, the Sexual Innovation Division is trying really hard to make #FOMOOO happen, and Greg Googlymoogly “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better.

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in which you feel a tingling in your brain, Corin gets personal, the technology festival exceeded everyone’s expectations, the Festival of Falling Down Because You’re Not Looking Where You’re Going, Dumbass is announced, the Division of Masculine Expression has news, the Sexual Innovation Division is trying really hard to make #FOMOOO happen, and Greg Googlymoogly “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better.

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in which you feel a tingling in your brain, Corin gets personal, the technology festival exceeded everyone’s expectations, the Festival of Falling Down Because You’re Not Looking Where You’re Going, Dumbass is announced, the Division of Masculine Expression has news, the Sexual Innovation Division is trying really hard to make #FOMOOO happen, and Greg Googlymoogly “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better.

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32 – Babysit http://kakosindustries.com/episodes/32-babysit/ Mon, 01 Jun 2015 07:00:43 +0000 Kakos http://kakosindustries.com/?p=471

in which Corin is given a special assignment, you get a tickle in your throat, the UltraNudity Festival goes UltraOkay, preparations are made for the Technology Festival, Corin Deeth I offers some premature congratulations, Melantha attempts to turn the tables, we all learn the correct usage of the word “utilize”, and Fujiko Thompson “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better.

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in which Corin is given a special assignment, you get a tickle in your throat, the UltraNudity Festival goes UltraOkay, preparations are made for the Technology Festival, Corin Deeth I offers some premature congratulations, Melantha attempts to turn the tables, we all learn the correct usage of the word “utilize”, and Fujiko Thompson “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better.

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in which Corin is given a special assignment, you get a tickle in your throat, the UltraNudity Festival goes UltraOkay, preparations are made for the Technology Festival, Corin Deeth I offers some premature congratulations, Melantha attempts to turn the tables, we all learn the correct usage of the word “utilize”, and Fujiko Thompson “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better.

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31 – Paint It Black http://kakosindustries.com/episodes/31-paint-black/ Mon, 18 May 2015 07:00:56 +0000 Kakos http://kakosindustries.com/?p=463

in which a memorial is made, Dark Mother Belladonnica is punished, Melantha continues to fight her ownership of Kakos Industries stock, You hear a distinct buzzing sound, the Water Festival is unsurprising, the Earth festival is surprising, preparations are made for the UltraNudity Festival, animals with synthetic furs are developed, our precise level of nastiness can be determined, the Earth is definitely not flat, the Sexual Innovation Division runs into unexpected friction, and Gabrielle Pipedew “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better.

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in which a memorial is made, Dark Mother Belladonnica is punished, Melantha continues to fight her ownership of Kakos Industries stock, You hear a distinct buzzing sound, the Water Festival is unsurprising, the Earth festival is surprising, preparations are made for the UltraNudity Festival, animals with synthetic furs are developed, our precise level of nastiness can be determined, the Earth is definitely not flat, the Sexual Innovation Division runs into unexpected friction, and Gabrielle Pipedew “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better.

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in which a memorial is made, Dark Mother Belladonnica is punished, Melantha continues to fight her ownership of Kakos Industries stock, You hear a distinct buzzing sound, the Water Festival is unsurprising, the Earth festival is surprising, preparations are made for the UltraNudity Festival, animals with synthetic furs are developed, our precise level of nastiness can be determined, the Earth is definitely not flat, the Sexual Innovation Division runs into unexpected friction, and Gabrielle Pipedew “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better.

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30B – Intercepted 1 http://kakosindustries.com/episodes/30b-intercepted-1/ Sat, 09 May 2015 07:00:11 +0000 Kakos http://kakosindustries.com/?p=461

Kakos Industries has intercepted a broadcast of interest. Please listen at your own risk.

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30 – Doom and Gloom http://kakosindustries.com/episodes/30-doom-gloom/ Fri, 01 May 2015 07:00:18 +0000 Kakos http://kakosindustries.com/?p=459

in which we see a softer side of Grace Rule, the legal battles continue, the Agriculture Festival cannot be stopped, the Doom Festival happens more or less, preparations are made for the Earth Festival, Corin gets another letter from his grandfather, a new mushroom is discovered, the Division of Incredibly Boring Things has a new development, and Lucy Goosey “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better.

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in which we see a softer side of Grace Rule, the legal battles continue, the Agriculture Festival cannot be stopped, the Doom Festival happens more or less, preparations are made for the Earth Festival, Corin gets another letter from his grandfather, a new mushroom is discovered, the Division of Incredibly Boring Things has a new development, and Lucy Goosey “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better.

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in which we see a softer side of Grace Rule, the legal battles continue, the Agriculture Festival cannot be stopped, the Doom Festival happens more or less, preparations are made for the Earth Festival, Corin gets another letter from his grandfather, a new mushroom is discovered, the Division of Incredibly Boring Things has a new development, and Lucy Goosey “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better.

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29 – Fingerpaint http://kakosindustries.com/episodes/29-fingerpaint/ Thu, 16 Apr 2015 07:00:19 +0000 Kakos http://kakosindustries.com/?p=457

in which lawyers brawl, the foundation of your home is shaken, the Darkest Universe Festival is recapped, plans are made for the Festival of Doom, you have new options for avoiding gluten, Corin Deeth I sends a warning, we hear from the Division of Panacea, the women in the cute lesbian couple have names, odd markings are found all over the building, and Rini Steen “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better.

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in which lawyers brawl, the foundation of your home is shaken, the Darkest Universe Festival is recapped, plans are made for the Festival of Doom, you have new options for avoiding gluten, Corin Deeth I sends a warning, we hear from the Division of Panacea, the women in the cute lesbian couple have names, odd markings are found all over the building, and Rini Steen “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better.

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in which lawyers brawl, the foundation of your home is shaken, the Darkest Universe Festival is recapped, plans are made for the Festival of Doom, you have new options for avoiding gluten, Corin Deeth I sends a warning, we hear from the Division of Panacea, the women in the cute lesbian couple have names, odd markings are found all over the building, and Rini Steen “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better.

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28 – Vincent http://kakosindustries.com/episodes/28-vincent/ Wed, 01 Apr 2015 07:00:50 +0000 Kakos http://kakosindustries.com/?p=452

in which the contraption is put to rest… for now, the Division of Espionage and Daryl’s Toys and Toys collaborate, the Festival of Adorableness is recapped, preparations are made for another Darkest Universe Celebration, the Division of Secret Societies has good news, the cute lesbian couple ignores our attempts to improve them, the Sexual Innovation Division has picked up a little on the side, and Ross Moss “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better.

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in which the contraption is put to rest… for now, the Division of Espionage and Daryl’s Toys and Toys collaborate, the Festival of Adorableness is recapped, preparations are made for another Darkest Universe Celebration, the Division of Secret Societies has good news, the cute lesbian couple ignores our attempts to improve them, the Sexual Innovation Division has picked up a little on the side, and Ross Moss “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better.

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in which the contraption is put to rest… for now, the Division of Espionage and Daryl’s Toys and Toys collaborate, the Festival of Adorableness is recapped, preparations are made for another Darkest Universe Celebration, the Division of Secret Societies has good news, the cute lesbian couple ignores our attempts to improve them, the Sexual Innovation Division has picked up a little on the side, and Ross Moss “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better.

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27 – A Small Obsession http://kakosindustries.com/episodes/27-small-obsession/ Mon, 16 Mar 2015 07:00:02 +0000 Kakos http://kakosindustries.com/?p=450

in which Corin has been a little “stuck” on the inexplicable contraption, the Festival of Unimaginable Horror is recapped, the Big Black Hole is revisited, preparations are made for the Festival of Adorableness, Billy and Kara are still frozen, Karawack freaks everyone out, the Sexual Innovation Division wants to make your parts classier, we listen to some hardcore Bore-nography, and Petra Lebedev “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better.

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in which Corin has been a little “stuck” on the inexplicable contraption, the Festival of Unimaginable Horror is recapped, the Big Black Hole is revisited, preparations are made for the Festival of Adorableness, Billy and Kara are still frozen, Karawack freaks everyone out, the Sexual Innovation Division wants to make your parts classier, we listen to some hardcore Bore-nography, and Petra Lebedev “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better.

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in which Corin has been a little “stuck” on the inexplicable contraption, the Festival of Unimaginable Horror is recapped, the Big Black Hole is revisited, preparations are made for the Festival of Adorableness, Billy and Kara are still frozen, Karawack freaks everyone out, the Sexual Innovation Division wants to make your parts classier, we listen to some hardcore Bore-nography, and Petra Lebedev “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better.

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26 – Contraption http://kakosindustries.com/episodes/26-contraption/ Sun, 01 Mar 2015 07:00:44 +0000 Kakos http://kakosindustries.com/?p=448

in which the Shareholders’ Ball is begrudgingly recapped, a previously unnoticed room is discovered, preparations are made for completely new festivals, the Sexual Innovation Division has more good news, we hear about Billy and Kara, a feral child is found, an inexplicable machine haunts your dreams, and Dale Flail “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better.

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in which the Shareholders’ Ball is begrudgingly recapped, a previously unnoticed room is discovered, preparations are made for completely new festivals, the Sexual Innovation Division has more good news, we hear about Billy and Kara, a feral child is found, an inexplicable machine haunts your dreams, and Dale Flail “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better.

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in which the Shareholders’ Ball is begrudgingly recapped, a previously unnoticed room is discovered, preparations are made for completely new festivals, the Sexual Innovation Division has more good news, we hear about Billy and Kara, a feral child is found, an inexplicable machine haunts your dreams, and Dale Flail “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better.

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25 – The Best Laid Plans http://kakosindustries.com/episodes/25-best-laid-plans/ Sun, 15 Feb 2015 07:00:44 +0000 Kakos http://kakosindustries.com/?p=446

in which the Pie Festival is recapped, plans are made for the next Shareholders’ Ball, a few surprise guests join us, we hear from the Division of Whaling and Wailing, and Thomas Kublai Kahn “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better.

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in which the Pie Festival is recapped, plans are made for the next Shareholders’ Ball, a few surprise guests join us, we hear from the Division of Whaling and Wailing, and Thomas Kublai Kahn “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better.

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in which the Pie Festival is recapped, plans are made for the next Shareholders’ Ball, a few surprise guests join us, we hear from the Division of Whaling and Wailing, and Thomas Kublai Kahn “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better.

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24 – Drive http://kakosindustries.com/episodes/24-drive/ Sun, 01 Feb 2015 07:00:01 +0000 Kakos http://kakosindustries.com/?p=435

in which the annual Shareholder Pledge Drive is held, the Festival of Darkness is recapped, preparations are made for the Pie Festival, we hear from the Division of Black and Blues, the Division of Talking to Yourself, the Division of Goats, the Division of ASMR, the Echo Tree Forest, the Division of Dionysia, TINFOIL, Hell, the Division of Secrets, and the Division of Insurmountable Fear, and Harold Fleek “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing.

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in which the annual Shareholder Pledge Drive is held, the Festival of Darkness is recapped, preparations are made for the Pie Festival, we hear from the Division of Black and Blues, the Division of Talking to Yourself, the Division of Goats, the Division of ASMR, the Echo Tree Forest, the Division of Dionysia, TINFOIL, Hell, the Division of Secrets, and the Division of Insurmountable Fear, and Harold Fleek “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing.

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in which the annual Shareholder Pledge Drive is held, the Festival of Darkness is recapped, preparations are made for the Pie Festival, we hear from the Division of Black and Blues, the Division of Talking to Yourself, the Division of Goats, the Division of ASMR, the Echo Tree Forest, the Division of Dionysia, TINFOIL, Hell, the Division of Secrets, and the Division of Insurmountable Fear, and Harold Fleek “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing.

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23 – Please Disregard http://kakosindustries.com/episodes/23-please-disregard/ Fri, 16 Jan 2015 07:00:49 +0000 Kakos http://kakosindustries.com/?p=407

in which the Celebration of Spiders in Your Hair is recapped, preparations are made for the Festival of Darkness, we hear from Corin Deeth I via letter, the Sexual Innovation Division has exciting news, and Tanya Katic “wins” the ruin a life drawing.

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in which the Celebration of Spiders in Your Hair is recapped, preparations are made for the Festival of Darkness, we hear from Corin Deeth I via letter, the Sexual Innovation Division has exciting news, and Tanya Katic “wins” the ruin a life drawing.

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in which the Celebration of Spiders in Your Hair is recapped, preparations are made for the Festival of Darkness, we hear from Corin Deeth I via letter, the Sexual Innovation Division has exciting news, and Tanya Katic “wins” the ruin a life drawing.

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22 – Firework http://kakosindustries.com/episodes/22-firework/ Thu, 01 Jan 2015 07:00:10 +0000 Kakos http://kakosindustries.com/?p=386 in which Yule is recapped, a special guest discusses the New Year’s celebration, preparations are made for the Festival of Spiders in Your Hair, DarkMega Monaco “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing, and Corin escapes through the window.

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in which Yule is recapped, a special guest discusses the New Year’s celebration, preparations are made for the Festival of Spiders in Your Hair, DarkMega Monaco “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing, and Corin escapes through the window.

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in which Yule is recapped, a special guest discusses the New Year’s celebration, preparations are made for the Festival of Spiders in Your Hair, DarkMega Monaco “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing, and Corin escapes through the window.

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21 – DMCCCP http://kakosindustries.com/episodes/21-dmcccp/ Tue, 16 Dec 2014 07:00:38 +0000 Kakos http://kakosindustries.com/?p=384 in which the Festival of Ballooning is recapped, preparations are made for Yule and New Year’s, something about chemtrails, an uninvited guest interrupts, you’ve received your Holiday Catalog, Dayo Dikeledi “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing, and you flail about like a moron.

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in which the Festival of Ballooning is recapped, preparations are made for Yule and New Year’s, something about chemtrails, an uninvited guest interrupts, you’ve received your Holiday Catalog, Dayo Dikeledi “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing, and you flail about like a moron.

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in which the Festival of Ballooning is recapped, preparations are made for Yule and New Year’s, something about chemtrails, an uninvited guest interrupts, you’ve received your Holiday Catalog, Dayo Dikeledi “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing, and you flail about like a moron.

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20- Sex Tea Party http://kakosindustries.com/episodes/20-sex-tea-party/ Mon, 01 Dec 2014 07:00:26 +0000 Kakos http://kakosindustries.com/?p=368 in which Corin’s date is recapped, your knowledge of Kakos Industries codes is tested, Black Friday is recapped, preparations are made for the Festival of Ballooning, The Division of Reproductive Health has been receiving some awkward requests, the Division of Incredibly Boring Things has good news, Kakos University is proud to announce the first females students in its School of Game Design, we hear about Kara and Billy for the first time in a while, and Oopsie-Doopsie Smythe “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better.

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in which Corin’s date is recapped, your knowledge of Kakos Industries codes is tested, Black Friday is recapped, preparations are made for the Festival of Ballooning, The Division of Reproductive Health has been receiving some awkward requests, the Division of Incredibly Boring Things has good news, Kakos University is proud to announce the first females students in its School of Game Design, we hear about Kara and Billy for the first time in a while, and Oopsie-Doopsie Smythe “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better.

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in which Corin’s date is recapped, your knowledge of Kakos Industries codes is tested, Black Friday is recapped, preparations are made for the Festival of Ballooning, The Division of Reproductive Health has been receiving some awkward requests, the Division of Incredibly Boring Things has good news, Kakos University is proud to announce the first females students in its School of Game Design, we hear about Kara and Billy for the first time in a while, and Oopsie-Doopsie Smythe “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better.

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19 – The Invitation http://kakosindustries.com/episodes/19-the-invitation/ Sun, 16 Nov 2014 07:00:50 +0000 Kakos http://kakosindustries.com/?p=366 in which the Halloween party is recapped again along with the Festival of Anti-Celebration, the celebration for Black Friday is discussed, you click on a really weird link, the Division of Reproductive Health has some good news, the character of Kakos Industries is attacked on the Internet, and some surprise guests appear. Do Evil Better.

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in which the Halloween party is recapped again along with the Festival of Anti-Celebration, the celebration for Black Friday is discussed, you click on a really weird link, the Division of Reproductive Health has some good news, the character of Kakos Industries is attacked on the Internet, and some surprise guests appear. Do Evil Better.

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in which the Halloween party is recapped again along with the Festival of Anti-Celebration, the celebration for Black Friday is discussed, you click on a really weird link, the Division of Reproductive Health has some good news, the character of Kakos Industries is attacked on the Internet, and some surprise guests appear. Do Evil Better.

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18 – Wake the Dead http://kakosindustries.com/episodes/18-wake-dead/ Sun, 02 Nov 2014 07:00:10 +0000 Kakos http://kakosindustries.com/?p=364 in which a crisis of epic proportions holds Kakos Industries and much of the world in the balance, memories from a dark time in Kakos Industries’ history surface, the Halloween party is recapped, preparations are made for the Festival of Anti-Celebration, the Culinary Division has good news, and Paula Deen Goldberg “wins” the Ruin-A-Life drawing. Do Evil Better.

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in which a crisis of epic proportions holds Kakos Industries and much of the world in the balance, memories from a dark time in Kakos Industries’ history surface, the Halloween party is recapped, preparations are made for the Festival of Anti-Celebration, the Culinary Division has good news, and Paula Deen Goldberg “wins” the Ruin-A-Life drawing. Do Evil Better.

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in which a crisis of epic proportions holds Kakos Industries and much of the world in the balance, memories from a dark time in Kakos Industries’ history surface, the Halloween party is recapped, preparations are made for the Festival of Anti-Celebration, the Culinary Division has good news, and Paula Deen Goldberg “wins” the Ruin-A-Life drawing. Do Evil Better.

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17 – New Memories http://kakosindustries.com/episodes/17-new-memories/ Thu, 16 Oct 2014 07:00:31 +0000 Kakos http://kakosindustries.com/?p=362 in which the Guild of Transmission is discussed, we get news about Helena, the sentient security system, and Hailey Solomonari, the Celebration of Books is recapped, preparations are made for a quiet, peaceful evening on Halloween, the Sexual Innovation Division begins an effort to round up their most recent mistake, and Olga Carolla “wins” the Ruin-A-Life drawing. Do Evil Better.

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in which the Guild of Transmission is discussed, we get news about Helena, the sentient security system, and Hailey Solomonari, the Celebration of Books is recapped, preparations are made for a quiet, peaceful evening on Halloween, the Sexual Innovation Division begins an effort to round up their most recent mistake, and Olga Carolla “wins” the Ruin-A-Life drawing. Do Evil Better.

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in which the Guild of Transmission is discussed, we get news about Helena, the sentient security system, and Hailey Solomonari, the Celebration of Books is recapped, preparations are made for a quiet, peaceful evening on Halloween, the Sexual Innovation Division begins an effort to round up their most recent mistake, and Olga Carolla “wins” the Ruin-A-Life drawing. Do Evil Better.

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16 – Do Not Be Alarmed http://kakosindustries.com/episodes/16-not-alarmed/ Wed, 01 Oct 2014 00:00:52 +0000 Kakos http://kakosindustries.com/?p=360 In which the Festival of Tripping Balls is recapped, preparations are made for the Celebration of Books, no news is good news from the Division of Philosophical Sabotage, we get some updates from the Culinary Division, and a surprise guest appears. Do Evil Better.

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In which the Festival of Tripping Balls is recapped, preparations are made for the Celebration of Books, no news is good news from the Division of Philosophical Sabotage, we get some updates from the Culinary Division, and a surprise guest appears. Do Evil Better.

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In which the Festival of Tripping Balls is recapped, preparations are made for the Celebration of Books, no news is good news from the Division of Philosophical Sabotage, we get some updates from the Culinary Division, and a surprise guest appears. Do Evil Better.

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15 – Giant Ass Robots http://kakosindustries.com/episodes/15-giant-ass-robots/ Tue, 16 Sep 2014 00:00:36 +0000 Kakos http://kakosindustries.com/?p=358 In which Dirk Cornelius Sexplosion, President of Giant Ass Robots to Kick in Your Face, joins us for an example of what we do at Kakos Industries, the festival of fertility is recapped, preparations are made for the festival of tripping balls, we receive some alarming results from the Sexual Innovation Division regarding the female arousal gel, and Elaine Chainey wins the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better.

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In which Dirk Cornelius Sexplosion, President of Giant Ass Robots to Kick in Your Face, joins us for an example of what we do at Kakos Industries, the festival of fertility is recapped, preparations are made for the festival of tripping balls, we receive some alarming results from the Sexual Innovation Division regarding the female arousal gel, and Elaine Chainey wins the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better.

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In which Dirk Cornelius Sexplosion, President of Giant Ass Robots to Kick in Your Face, joins us for an example of what we do at Kakos Industries, the festival of fertility is recapped, preparations are made for the festival of tripping balls, we receive some alarming results from the Sexual Innovation Division regarding the female arousal gel, and Elaine Chainey wins the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better.

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14 – Bring Your Daughter to Evil http://kakosindustries.com/episodes/14-bring-daughter-evil/ Mon, 01 Sep 2014 00:00:40 +0000 Kakos http://kakosindustries.com/?p=356 In which the Celebration of the Dance is recapped, though still contested, preparations are made for the Festival of Fertility, Hailey Solomonari joins the broadcast, the Division of True Neutral collaborates with the Division of Pharmaceutical Excellence, the Division of Poetic Insight drops some knowledge, Kakos Industries takes responsibility for some chemical dumping, and Aaron Baloney wins the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better.

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In which the Celebration of the Dance is recapped, though still contested, preparations are made for the Festival of Fertility, Hailey Solomonari joins the broadcast, the Division of True Neutral collaborates with the Division of Pharmaceutical Excellence, the Division of Poetic Insight drops some knowledge, Kakos Industries takes responsibility for some chemical dumping, and Aaron Baloney wins the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better.

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In which the Celebration of the Dance is recapped, though still contested, preparations are made for the Festival of Fertility, Hailey Solomonari joins the broadcast, the Division of True Neutral collaborates with the Division of Pharmaceutical Excellence, the Division of Poetic Insight drops some knowledge, Kakos Industries takes responsibility for some chemical dumping, and Aaron Baloney wins the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better.

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13 – Off Day http://kakosindustries.com/episodes/13-off-day/ Sat, 16 Aug 2014 00:00:27 +0000 Kakos http://kakosindustries.com/?p=354 In which things just feel different, Taco Tuesday is recapped, the Festival of the Dance is announced, Helen Methaney’s body is found outside of the Hell Mining Camp, the Division of Adult Diversion is dismantled and replaced with the Sexual Innovation Division, the Division of Intrinsic Evil has exciting news, the Division of Secret Societies makes some meager progress, and Dolores Flores wins the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better.

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In which things just feel different, Taco Tuesday is recapped, the Festival of the Dance is announced, Helen Methaney’s body is found outside of the Hell Mining Camp, the Division of Adult Diversion is dismantled and replaced with the Sexual Innovation Division, the Division of Intrinsic Evil has exciting news, the Division of Secret Societies makes some meager progress, and Dolores Flores wins the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better.

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In which things just feel different, Taco Tuesday is recapped, the Festival of the Dance is announced, Helen Methaney’s body is found outside of the Hell Mining Camp, the Division of Adult Diversion is dismantled and replaced with the Sexual Innovation Division, the Division of Intrinsic Evil has exciting news, the Division of Secret Societies makes some meager progress, and Dolores Flores wins the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better.

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12 – Peter Wood http://kakosindustries.com/episodes/12-peter-wood/ Fri, 01 Aug 2014 00:00:55 +0000 Kakos http://kakosindustries.com/?p=352 In which Peter Wood, a scientist at the Division of Adult Diversion, becomes a monster, Evil Con 2014 is recapped, preparations are made for Corin’s version of the CEO celebration, Kara and Billy’s relationship takes a dramatic turn, and Dana Mabel wins the Ruin-A-Life Drawing.

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In which Peter Wood, a scientist at the Division of Adult Diversion, becomes a monster, Evil Con 2014 is recapped, preparations are made for Corin’s version of the CEO celebration, Kara and Billy’s relationship takes a dramatic turn, and Dana Mabel wins the Ruin-A-Life Drawing.

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In which Peter Wood, a scientist at the Division of Adult Diversion, becomes a monster, Evil Con 2014 is recapped, preparations are made for Corin’s version of the CEO celebration, Kara and Billy’s relationship takes a dramatic turn, and Dana Mabel wins the Ruin-A-Life Drawing.

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11 – Heartbeats http://kakosindustries.com/episodes/11-heartbeats/ Wed, 16 Jul 2014 00:00:10 +0000 Kakos http://kakosindustries.com/?p=350 In which the broadcast comes to you from a Kakophany Audio Wireless Tube Speaker set, the broadcast experiences some strange technical difficulties, the celebration of self love is recapped, preparations are made for Evil Con 2014, Kara and Billy’s relationship becomes more depressing, and Andrew Geraldson wins the Ruin-A-Life Drawing.

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In which the broadcast comes to you from a Kakophany Audio Wireless Tube Speaker set, the broadcast experiences some strange technical difficulties, the celebration of self love is recapped, preparations are made for Evil Con 2014, Kara and Billy’s relationship becomes more depressing, and Andrew Geraldson wins the Ruin-A-Life Drawing.

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In which the broadcast comes to you from a Kakophany Audio Wireless Tube Speaker set, the broadcast experiences some strange technical difficulties, the celebration of self love is recapped, preparations are made for Evil Con 2014, Kara and Billy’s relationship becomes more depressing, and Andrew Geraldson wins the Ruin-A-Life Drawing.

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10 – The Woman http://kakosindustries.com/episodes/10-the-woman/ Tue, 01 Jul 2014 00:00:38 +0000 Kakos http://kakosindustries.com/?p=348 In which your subconscious is broadcast live on the air, the Actual Renaissance Festival is recapped, preparations are made for the Celebration of Self Love, Kakos University introduces its new School of Men’s Rights, a wedding is performed inside of Kakos Industries, the Division of Adult Diversion has even more alarming news, Hell has begun to develop some interesting burial receptacles, the Division of Smells has developed a new, irresistible perfume, and Joe wins the Ruin-A-Life drawing. Do Evil Better.

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In which your subconscious is broadcast live on the air, the Actual Renaissance Festival is recapped, preparations are made for the Celebration of Self Love, Kakos University introduces its new School of Men’s Rights, a wedding is performed inside of Kakos Industries, the Division of Adult Diversion has even more alarming news, Hell has begun to develop some interesting burial receptacles, the Division of Smells has developed a new, irresistible perfume, and Joe wins the Ruin-A-Life drawing. Do Evil Better.

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In which your subconscious is broadcast live on the air, the Actual Renaissance Festival is recapped, preparations are made for the Celebration of Self Love, Kakos University introduces its new School of Men’s Rights, a wedding is performed inside of Kakos Industries, the Division of Adult Diversion has even more alarming news, Hell has begun to develop some interesting burial receptacles, the Division of Smells has developed a new, irresistible perfume, and Joe wins the Ruin-A-Life drawing. Do Evil Better.

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9 – Kawaii http://kakosindustries.com/episodes/9-kawaii/ Mon, 16 Jun 2014 00:00:03 +0000 Kakos http://kakosindustries.com/?p=338 In which the Technology Festival is recapped in some detail, bears do some interesting things, The Division of Adult Diversion has some more unsettling results, the heavier calorie project backfires, Kara and Billy consider moving in together, the DIvision of Incredibly Boring things releases a book, and some slime wins the Ruin-A-Life Drawing.

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In which the Technology Festival is recapped in some detail, bears do some interesting things, The Division of Adult Diversion has some more unsettling results, the heavier calorie project backfires, Kara and Billy consider moving in together, the DIvision of Incredibly Boring things releases a book, and some slime wins the Ruin-A-Life Drawing.

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In which the Technology Festival is recapped in some detail, bears do some interesting things, The Division of Adult Diversion has some more unsettling results, the heavier calorie project backfires, Kara and Billy consider moving in together, the DIvision of Incredibly Boring things releases a book, and some slime wins the Ruin-A-Life Drawing.

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8 – Deep Truth http://kakosindustries.com/episodes/8-deep-truth/ Sun, 01 Jun 2014 00:00:16 +0000 Kakos http://kakosindustries.com/?p=336 In which the nudity festival is recapped, the Division of Insurmountable Fear has good news, we hear from the Division of Gleep Glorp, the Division of Adult Diversion enjoys unexpected success, the shareholders write in to complain about Denny, the Division of True Neutral is announced, the Kakos University School of Social Justice has a new development, and we hear about Mary Handy’s new baby girl.

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In which the nudity festival is recapped, the Division of Insurmountable Fear has good news, we hear from the Division of Gleep Glorp, the Division of Adult Diversion enjoys unexpected success, the shareholders write in to complain about Denny, the Division of True Neutral is announced, the Kakos University School of Social Justice has a new development, and we hear about Mary Handy’s new baby girl.

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In which the nudity festival is recapped, the Division of Insurmountable Fear has good news, we hear from the Division of Gleep Glorp, the Division of Adult Diversion enjoys unexpected success, the shareholders write in to complain about Denny, the Division of True Neutral is announced, the Kakos University School of Social Justice has a new development, and we hear about Mary Handy’s new baby girl.

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7 – Cute http://kakosindustries.com/episodes/7-cute/ Fri, 16 May 2014 00:00:54 +0000 Kakos http://kakosindustries.com/?p=334 In which an adorable animal is delivered, a letter from Corin Deeth I is read, the Adult Entertainment Branch is disbanded, a client has a great idea for a new cable news station, a board game that will ruin your friendships is developed, the shareholder express their concern about Denny, and “Florencia” wins the ruin-a-life drawing.

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In which an adorable animal is delivered, a letter from Corin Deeth I is read, the Adult Entertainment Branch is disbanded, a client has a great idea for a new cable news station, a board game that will ruin your friendships is developed, the shareholder express their concern about Denny, and “Florencia” wins the ruin-a-life drawing.

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In which an adorable animal is delivered, a letter from Corin Deeth I is read, the Adult Entertainment Branch is disbanded, a client has a great idea for a new cable news station, a board game that will ruin your friendships is developed, the shareholder express their concern about Denny, and “Florencia” wins the ruin-a-life drawing.

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6- Echoes http://kakosindustries.com/episodes/6-echoes/ Fri, 02 May 2014 00:00:27 +0000 Kakos http://kakosindustries.com/?p=332 In which the Agriculture Festival is recapped, we prepare to remember the underwater colony Kakolantis, the adult entertainment branch experiments with pulse patterns, a Sad Burrito is developed, the Division of Desperation is introduced, and Jan Stan wins the Ruin a Life drawing.

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In which the Agriculture Festival is recapped, we prepare to remember the underwater colony Kakolantis, the adult entertainment branch experiments with pulse patterns, a Sad Burrito is developed, the Division of Desperation is introduced, and Jan Stan wins the Ruin a Life drawing.

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In which the Agriculture Festival is recapped, we prepare to remember the underwater colony Kakolantis, the adult entertainment branch experiments with pulse patterns, a Sad Burrito is developed, the Division of Desperation is introduced, and Jan Stan wins the Ruin a Life drawing.

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5 – The Darkest Universe http://kakosindustries.com/episodes/5-darkest-universe/ Wed, 16 Apr 2014 16:43:33 +0000 Kakos http://kakosindustries.com/?p=330 In which the truth about the Darkest Universe Festival is revealed, there is some bad news from the Adult Entertainment Branch, some workers escape from Hell, the relationship with The Brotherhood of the Salmon Flagellations progresses, The Division of Excess releases a new product, and Jenny Wilkinson wins the Ruin a Life Contest.

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In which the truth about the Darkest Universe Festival is revealed, there is some bad news from the Adult Entertainment Branch, some workers escape from Hell, the relationship with The Brotherhood of the Salmon Flagellations progresses, The Division of Excess releases a new product, and Jenny Wilkinson wins the Ruin a Life Contest.

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In which the truth about the Darkest Universe Festival is revealed, there is some bad news from the Adult Entertainment Branch, some workers escape from Hell, the relationship with The Brotherhood of the Salmon Flagellations progresses, The Division of Excess releases a new product, and Jenny Wilkinson wins the Ruin a Life Contest.

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4- Jerry http://kakosindustries.com/episodes/4-jerry/ Tue, 01 Apr 2014 17:14:49 +0000 Kakos http://kakosindustries.com/?p=328 In which the Big Black Hole Celebration is recapped, the Kakos University School of Social Justice is announced, the Canadian branch checks in, a new smell is developed, and an experiment is carried out live on the air.

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In which the Big Black Hole Celebration is recapped, the Kakos University School of Social Justice is announced, the Canadian branch checks in, a new smell is developed, and an experiment is carried out live on the air.

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In which the Big Black Hole Celebration is recapped, the Kakos University School of Social Justice is announced, the Canadian branch checks in, a new smell is developed, and an experiment is carried out live on the air.

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3 – Synthetic Evil http://kakosindustries.com/episodes/3-synthetic-evil/ Sat, 15 Mar 2014 19:28:16 +0000 Kakos http://kakosindustries.com/?p=107 in which the Fire Celebration is recapped, the division of labor has exciting news, the department of Funk Pharmaceuticals has developed a solution to the biggest headaches, animal testing is resumed, and Marilyn Cooper wins the Ruin a Life Contest.

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in which the Fire Celebration is recapped, the division of labor has exciting news, the department of Funk Pharmaceuticals has developed a solution to the biggest headaches, animal testing is resumed, and Marilyn Cooper wins the Ruin a Life Contest.

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in which the Fire Celebration is recapped, the division of labor has exciting news, the department of Funk Pharmaceuticals has developed a solution to the biggest headaches, animal testing is resumed, and Marilyn Cooper wins the Ruin a Life Contest.

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2 – Go To Hell http://kakosindustries.com/episodes/2-go-hell/ Sat, 01 Mar 2014 16:08:31 +0000 Kakos http://kakosindustries.com/?p=102 in which Corin recaps the Shareholder’s Ball, the Thank Evil campaign is launched, preparations are made for the sex tape, we get news from Hell, and Myrtle de las Rosas wins the Ruin a Life contest.

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in which Corin recaps the Shareholder’s Ball, the Thank Evil campaign is launched, preparations are made for the sex tape, we get news from Hell, and Myrtle de las Rosas wins the Ruin a Life contest.

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in which Corin recaps the Shareholder’s Ball, the Thank Evil campaign is launched, preparations are made for the sex tape, we get news from Hell, and Myrtle de las Rosas wins the Ruin a Life contest.

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1 – Corin Deeth III http://kakosindustries.com/episodes/1-corin-deeth-iii/ Sat, 15 Feb 2014 17:36:46 +0000 Kakos http://kakosindustries.com/?p=91 in which a new CEO is introduced, preparations for the annual shareholders’ ball are made, the Adult Entertainment Branch has exciting news, and the Division of Philosophical Sabotage has achieved something they’ve been after for years.

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in which a new CEO is introduced, preparations for the annual shareholders’ ball are made, the Adult Entertainment Branch has exciting news, and the Division of Philosophical Sabotage has achieved something they’ve been after for years.

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in which a new CEO is introduced, preparations for the annual shareholders’ ball are made, the Adult Entertainment Branch has exciting news, and the Division of Philosophical Sabotage has achieved something they’ve been after for years.

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0 – Trailer http://kakosindustries.com/episodes/0-trailer/ Thu, 13 Feb 2014 00:00:18 +0000 Kakos http://kakosindustries.com/?p=95 The Kakos Industries Series Trailer.

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The Kakos Industries Series Trailer.

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The Kakos Industries Series Trailer.

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