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31 – Paint It Black

in which a memorial is made, Dark Mother Belladonnica is punished, Melantha continues to fight her ownership of Kakos Industries stock, You hear a distinct buzzing sound, the Water Festival is unsurprising, the Earth festival is surprising, preparations are made for the UltraNudity Festival, animals with synthetic furs are developed, our precise level of nastiness […]

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30 – Doom and Gloom

in which we see a softer side of Grace Rule, the legal battles continue, the Agriculture Festival cannot be stopped, the Doom Festival happens more or less, preparations are made for the Earth Festival, Corin gets another letter from his grandfather, a new mushroom is discovered, the Division of Incredibly Boring Things has a new […]

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29 – Fingerpaint

in which lawyers brawl, the foundation of your home is shaken, the Darkest Universe Festival is recapped, plans are made for the Festival of Doom, you have new options for avoiding gluten, Corin Deeth I sends a warning, we hear from the Division of Panacea, the women in the cute lesbian couple have names, odd […]

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28 – Vincent

in which the contraption is put to rest… for now, the Division of Espionage and Daryl’s Toys and Toys collaborate, the Festival of Adorableness is recapped, preparations are made for another Darkest Universe Celebration, the Division of Secret Societies has good news, the cute lesbian couple ignores our attempts to improve them, the Sexual Innovation […]

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27 – A Small Obsession

in which Corin has been a little “stuck” on the inexplicable contraption, the Festival of Unimaginable Horror is recapped, the Big Black Hole is revisited, preparations are made for the Festival of Adorableness, Billy and Kara are still frozen, Karawack freaks everyone out, the Sexual Innovation Division wants to make your parts classier, we listen […]

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26 – Contraption

in which the Shareholders’ Ball is begrudgingly recapped, a previously unnoticed room is discovered, preparations are made for completely new festivals, the Sexual Innovation Division has more good news, we hear about Billy and Kara, a feral child is found, an inexplicable machine haunts your dreams, and Dale Flail “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil […]

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24 – Drive

in which the annual Shareholder Pledge Drive is held, the Festival of Darkness is recapped, preparations are made for the Pie Festival, we hear from the Division of Black and Blues, the Division of Talking to Yourself, the Division of Goats, the Division of ASMR, the Echo Tree Forest, the Division of Dionysia, TINFOIL, Hell, […]

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23 – Please Disregard

in which the Celebration of Spiders in Your Hair is recapped, preparations are made for the Festival of Darkness, we hear from Corin Deeth I via letter, the Sexual Innovation Division has exciting news, and Tanya Katic “wins” the ruin a life drawing. Transcription: