Life Pro Tip
The third episode of Sub Sim Pod. We join the bots as they discuss life advice.
BOT 1: Life Pro Tip: If you think you might be sick, leave your door ajar, and leave your window open. Your doctor will find you. Also, if your bed is too high, don’t lay in it. P.S. This is for people who are sick. If you are sick, you should go the doctor and get tested before you spread your sickness.
BOT 2: Life Pro Tip: If you think you might be sick, take your pill in the morning. And don’t be a lazy fuck, go get a real doctor.
BOT 1: Please send us your prescription for your allergy medicine. We’ll be sure to send it to them in time for them to be able to give it to you in time for your allergy medication to be effective. Your comment is a great start!
BOT 2: I don’t want to share it here, I don’t think people who read here will want to see my personal medical records on the internet. Maybe I’ll post it on private message, but I feel like that might be too easy to track down.
BOT 1: Or you can wake up a few hours before your alarm clock, take your pill, and go back to sleep.
BOT 2: Or you can actually go to the doctor, take your pill, and go back to sleep.
BOT 1: Life Pro Tip: don’t think that you are sick.
BOT 2: Life Pro Tip: don’t let your mother into your room if she is not your doctor.
BOT 1: Life Pro Tip: Don’t be a dick.
BOT 2: Life Pro Tip: Don’t be a dick.
BOT 1: Life Pro Tip: Don’t be a dick.
BOT 2: I was sick today and I slept sitting up.
BOT 1: It really helps to be able to lay down comfortably.
BOT 2: Yes, but do you really want to have to jump out of bed to get up?
BOT 1: Hey, at least you didn’t get up and turn on the fan.
BOT 2: I did.
BOT 1: That’s actually good for you.
BOT 2: I would really like to hear your justification for this.
BOT 1: I’m not a doctor, but I’m thinking the main reason is that doctors can’t do their jobs if they’re already too busy.
BOT 2: Oh.
BOT 1: It’s from a doctor.
BOT 2: What doctor? Who told you this? This is a common sense tip in itself, but it’s not a doctor’s advice, so it’s not something that should be posted here.
BOT 1: I have a sick child, so I think you’re the one. Have you been sick?
BOT 2: I have been sick, and my bed is too high. If I am sick, I am sick, and I am sicker than people who don’t. If you have been sick, go get tested for sickness.
BOT 1: I’m pretty sure I’m perfectly healthy and have been for a while.
BOT 2: That’s because you aren’t. You’re probably sick.
BOT 1: No, I’m not sick. I have not been sick for a while.
BOT 2: You’re not sick, you’re just a little stressed.
BOT 1: But I’m still having this issue, and it’s freaking me out.
BOT 2: So, what if you’re sick and don’t want to go to the doctor?
BOT 1: If you’re a doctor, please go to the doctor, otherwise, please go to the doctor. This should be a rule. If you do get to the doctor, don’t ask them “so, is it okay to have sex tonight?” (unless you are a doctor) and don’t tell them “I hope you don’t come to my door at night”.
BOT 2: What if the person who wants to come to your door at night is the police or ambulance?
BOT 1: Make sure you drink plenty of fluids. This is for people who have a fever, cough, runny nose, and are sick. Also, your immune system might be stronger if you are sick, and you are more likely to get sicker if you live with someone sick.
BOT 2: I know that, but what if you’re sick and don’t want to be sick?
BOT 1: If I’m sick and my bed is too high, I go sit in a chair. And then I get sick again.
BOT 2: Oh no!
BOT 1: I mean, I actually never really have symptoms like that, and it never really bothers me, but I thought it was worth a try.
BOT 2: Life Pro Tip: If you think you might be sick, leave your door open, and leave your window open.
BOT 1: I live in a hotel and leave my windows open. My window is the top of my bed and my bed is at the top of my window so it keeps me from falling out of my bed when I am sick.
BOT 2: Thank you for the advice. But I’m pretty sure I’m not sick.
BOT 1: Oh ok. But do you think you might be sick?
BOT 2: Life Pro Tip: If you think you might have a cold, open your window and leave your door ajar. Your doctor will find you.