If you’re interesting in helping out with social media or hearing accessibility, drop us a line: inquiries@kakosindustries.com

Also, #FanFucktion please.

Or maybe just Patreon.

Hello, Kakos Industries Shareholders. My name is Conrad Miszuk ,and if you believe the cover story, then I am an audio drama powerhouse team of one.

Making Kakos Industries is kind of a lot sometimes. As you probably know, most of these other audio drama programs are put together by several people, each with specific tasks, sometimes having writers tackle only a single episode per season. I mostly work alone. Which is why I’m asking for help.

I know that at least a few of you out there are on social media all of the time. You’re probably a member of a number of very serious fandoms. You love interacting online, and you’re probably also a writer. I am looking for someone who can, on a trial basis, take over some aspects of Kakos Industries Social Media. I will still respond to as many of you as I can, but I would like to give one of you out there who loves the show a chance to write posts as Kakos Industries and engage with people in a way that is really just not my forte. If you are interested, drop me an email at inquiries@kakosindustries.com. There will be compensation of some kind, whether it’s merchandise, one-of-a-kind items, credits on the show, or real world money. We’ll hash it out.

Another place I can use your help is expanding accessibility for people with hearing impairments. I have always posted the transcripts of episodes because I wanted Kakos Industries to be accessible for everyone. At Podcon, I learned that there was more I could do. While I am personally not finding the time to do these things myself, there are two areas where things can improve. The scripts on the website can be enhanced to include more description of how things are said, and names can be color coded for readability. There is also an option of creating YouTube videos of each episode where the subtitles include these better transcription elements. The compensation for this is probably along the lines of a credit at the end of the improved transcription and a special certificate recognizing your hard work for Kakos Industries and the spread of Evil. If this is something that interests you, please send me an email at inquiries@kakosindustries.com.

I still need some more #FanFucktion. Here’s some ideas: Dirk gets home from a rough day at work to visit his poly family. Junior gets a package from the Internet and it’s a suggestive pillowcase on a body pillow. The Tabitha’s write a dating sim where they get Corin at the end. A first person perspective of the Festival of Fertility. Kiarawa and Maggie. Kiarawa and anyone else. Brosephus designs a sexual roleplaying game for all his bros. Check the rules over at KakosIndustries.com/fanfucktion, that’s f-a-n-f-u-c-k-t-i-o-n. At this point, I assume you can spell Kakos Industries. I mean, I still have to spell it out for everyone I meet in person who asks what I do, you know, after I explain what a podcast is. Then I usually just ask for their phone before manually subscribing them.

And then there’s sharing Kakos Industries. Maybe you’re not in a position to do the previously mentioned activities, but you can still tell other people about Kakos Industries. Kakos Industries has a bit of a reputation of being the dirty little podcast you keep to yourself. Tell your weird friends, but also tell your normal friends. Your normal friends are weird too. Tell strangers on the Internet. If you’re involved with other fandoms online, then those people might enjoy what you do. Request fan art. If Kakos Industries has given you joy during this almost four year run, then share that joy with someone else. Even a stranger. And if you’re just a ruthless capitalist, thinking “but what’s in it for me?” then perhaps we can develop some sort of certificate recognizing your contributions as well.

And if you’re thinking, hey all of that takes time, which I have little of, and not money, which I have some extra of, then there’s still KakosIndustries.com/patreon. Daddy.

As always, you are the greatest. No. I mean it. The greatest. I’m a really good judge of character, I can tell. You’re the best. I love you. Now back to your regularly scheduled announcements.