- Division of Propagating Propaganda
- Division of Punditry
- Tautology Division
- Division of Philosophical Sabotage
- Division of Pop
- Valkyrian Division
- Division of Lobbying
- Division of Secret Societies
- Division of Energy
- Division of Labor
- Division of Green Energy
- Division of Hate
- Division of Smells
- Division of Excess
- Division of Physical Beauty
- Division of Divination
- Division of Desperation
- Culinary Division
- Division of Motor Vehicles
- Division of Metrics
- Division of Goats
- Division of Subversive Cute
- Adult Entertainment Branch -> Division of Adult Diversion ->Sexual Innovation Division -> Division of Sexual Experimentation -> The Division of Erotic Experiences
- Division of Tabletop Diversion
- Division of Gleep GLorp
- Division of Insurmountable Fear
- Division of True Neutral
- Division of Linguistic Gymnastics
- Division of Incredibly Boring Things
- Division of Pharmaceutical Advancements
- Division of Retro Religiosity
- Division of Incredible Rocket Badassery (dismantled)
- Division of Labyrinthian Lab Layouts
- Division of Pigeon Religion
- Division of Nebulosity
- Division of Thrill Ride Testing
- Division of Mummification and Bronzing
- Division of Intrinsic Evil
- Division of Unidentified Fly Objects
- Division of Subliminal Massage
- Division of Poetic Insight
- Division of Bubble Wrap
- Division of Ichor
- Division of Domination
- Division of Extreme Exercise
- Division of Assholes
- Division of Badonkular Physics
- Division of Bedroom Dynamics
- Division of Accounting
- Division of Mimes and Clowns
- Division of Security
- Division of Screams and Yelps
- Division of Memory Manipulation, Mind Wiping, and Beat Repeating
- Division of Sex Work
- Division of Halloween Festivities
- Division of Discouragement
- Division of Radio Transmission
- Division of Somnambulation and Vegetation
- Division of Relaxation and Never Ending Fear
- Division of Reproductive Health
- Division of Tanning Booths and Tanning Hides
- Division of Youth Use
- Division of Clockwork and Not Steampunk
- Division of Inner Workings
- Division of Black and Blues
- Division of Drugs and Whores
- Division of Talking to Yourself
- Division of ASMR
- Division of Noise
- Division of Dionysia
- Division of Secrets
- Division of Shamelss Begging
- Division of Whaling and Wailing
- Division of Dams and Water Management
- Division of Genetic Manipulation and Body Modification
- Division of Espionage
- Division of Oh Yeah?
- Division of Improbable Earthquakes
- Division of Panacea
- Division of General Violence
- Division of Vision
- Division of Greenery
- Division of Mycology
- Division of Buzz
- Division of Flat Earth
- Division of Special Spatial Facial Muscles
- Division of Viral Media
- Division of Luck
- Division of Utilization
- Division of Masculine Expression
- Division of Dap
- Division of Animal Cruelty
- Division of Somnambulation
- Division of Truculence, Bellicosity, and Pugnacity
- Division of Congenitally Congenial Confidants and Comrades
- Division of Uphill Battles
- Division of Primates and Super Primates
- Division of Audible Nature
- Division of Performance Art
- Division of Sadistic Ballistic Mystics
- Division of Oversight
- Division of Disrepair
- Division of Radio Transmission
- Division of Smoke and Mirrors
- Division of Fornicatory Sciences
- Division of Mining and Tunneling
- Division of Chuklery
- Division of Hiding and Seeking
- Division of Squirts and Their Subsequent Cleanup
- Division of Spinning, Knitting, and Knife Fighting
- Division of Pitter Patter
- Division of Creepy-Ass Children’s Toys
- Division of Making Things Scary
- Division of Dog Whistle Politics
- Division of Media Hardware
- Division of Nature Sounds
- Division of Reproduction and Reproducibility
- Division of Broken Glass Everywhere Dammit
- Division of Keyboard Terrorism
- Division of Masquerade and Wearin’ Shit
- Division of Spookiness
- Division of Mixology
- Division of Sounds, Samples, and Putting Wilhelm Screams in Everything
- Division of Kicking the Shit Out of Things
- Division of Unnecessary Beauty Fads
- Division of Mystery Boxes
- Division of Daycare
- Division of Bo Peeping
- Division of Priceless Artifacts and Invaluable Objects
- Division of Get It Girl
- Division of Machine Learning
- Division of Magic Mycology
- Division of Unhealthy Beauty Fads
- Division of Danger
- Division of Firey, Firey Horror
- Division of Figuring Out What All of These Keys Go To
- Division of Aquatic Acoustics
- Division of Sacks
- Division of Automation and Job Creation
- Division of Phoning It In