Corporate Announcements

20- Sex Tea Party

in which Corin's date is recapped, your knowledge of Kakos Industries codes is tested, Black Friday is recapped, preparations are made for the Festival of Ballooning, The Division of Reproductive Health has been receiving some awkward requests, the Division of Incredibly Boring Things has good news, Kakos University is proud to announce the first females students in its School of Game Design, we hear about Kara and Billy for the first time in a while, and Oopsie-Doopsie Smythe "wins" the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better.

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19 - The Invitation

in which the Halloween party is recapped again along with the Festival of Anti-Celebration, the celebration for Black Friday is discussed, you click on a really weird link, the Division of Reproductive Health has some good news, the character of Kakos Industries is attacked on the Internet, and some surprise guests appear. Do Evil Better.

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18 - Wake the Dead

in which a crisis of epic proportions holds Kakos Industries and much of the world in the balance, memories from a dark time in Kakos Industries' history surface, the Halloween party is recapped, preparations are made for the Festival of Anti-Celebration, the Culinary Division has good news, and Paula Deen Goldberg "wins" the Ruin-A-Life drawing. Do Evil Better.

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17 - New Memories

in which the Guild of Transmission is discussed, we get news about Helena, the sentient security system, and Hailey Solomonari, the Celebration of Books is recapped, preparations are made for a quiet, peaceful evening on Halloween, the Sexual Innovation Division begins an effort to round up their most recent mistake, and Olga Carolla "wins" the Ruin-A-Life drawing. Do Evil Better.

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16 - Do Not Be Alarmed

In which the Festival of Tripping Balls is recapped, preparations are made for the Celebration of Books, no news is good news from the Division of Philosophical Sabotage, we get some updates from the Culinary Division, and a surprise guest appears. Do Evil Better.

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15 - Giant Ass Robots

In which Dirk Cornelius Sexplosion, President of Giant Ass Robots to Kick in Your Face, joins us for an example of what we do at Kakos Industries, the festival of fertility is recapped, preparations are made for the festival of tripping balls, we receive some alarming results from the Sexual Innovation Division regarding the female arousal gel, and Elaine Chainey wins the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better.

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14 - Bring Your Daughter to Evil

In which the Celebration of the Dance is recapped, though still contested, preparations are made for the Festival of Fertility, Hailey Solomonari joins the broadcast, the Division of True Neutral collaborates with the Division of Pharmaceutical Excellence, the Division of Poetic Insight drops some knowledge, Kakos Industries takes responsibility for some chemical dumping, and Aaron Baloney wins the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better.

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13 - Off Day

In which things just feel different, Taco Tuesday is recapped, the Festival of the Dance is announced, Helen Methaney's body is found outside of the Hell Mining Camp, the Division of Adult Diversion is dismantled and replaced with the Sexual Innovation Division, the Division of Intrinsic Evil has exciting news, the Division of Secret Societies makes some meager progress, and Dolores Flores wins the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better.

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12 - Peter Wood

In which Peter Wood, a scientist at the Division of Adult Diversion, becomes a monster, Evil Con 2014 is recapped, preparations are made for Corin's version of the CEO celebration, Kara and Billy's relationship takes a dramatic turn, and Dana Mabel wins the Ruin-A-Life Drawing.

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11 - Heartbeats

In which the broadcast comes to you from a Kakophany Audio Wireless Tube Speaker set, the broadcast experiences some strange technical difficulties, the celebration of self love is recapped, preparations are made for Evil Con 2014, Kara and Billy's relationship becomes more depressing, and Andrew Geraldson wins the Ruin-A-Life Drawing.

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