Corporate Announcements

33 - FOMOOO

in which you feel a tingling in your brain, Corin gets personal, the technology festival exceeded everyone's expectations, the Festival of Falling Down Because You’re Not Looking Where You’re Going, Dumbass is announced, the Division of Masculine Expression has news, the Sexual Innovation Division is trying really hard to make #FOMOOO happen, and Greg Googlymoogly "wins" the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better.

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32 - Babysit

in which Corin is given a special assignment, you get a tickle in your throat, the UltraNudity Festival goes UltraOkay, preparations are made for the Technology Festival, Corin Deeth I offers some premature congratulations, Melantha attempts to turn the tables, we all learn the correct usage of the word "utilize", and Fujiko Thompson "wins" the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better.

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31 - Paint It Black

in which a memorial is made, Dark Mother Belladonnica is punished, Melantha continues to fight her ownership of Kakos Industries stock, You hear a distinct buzzing sound, the Water Festival is unsurprising, the Earth festival is surprising, preparations are made for the UltraNudity Festival, animals with synthetic furs are developed, our precise level of nastiness can be determined, the Earth is definitely not flat, the Sexual Innovation Division runs into unexpected friction, and Gabrielle Pipedew "wins" the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better.

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30B - Intercepted 1

Kakos Industries has intercepted a broadcast of interest. Please listen at your own risk.

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30 - Doom and Gloom

in which we see a softer side of Grace Rule, the legal battles continue, the Agriculture Festival cannot be stopped, the Doom Festival happens more or less, preparations are made for the Earth Festival, Corin gets another letter from his grandfather, a new mushroom is discovered, the Division of Incredibly Boring Things has a new development, and Lucy Goosey "wins" the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better.

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29 - Fingerpaint

in which lawyers brawl, the foundation of your home is shaken, the Darkest Universe Festival is recapped, plans are made for the Festival of Doom, you have new options for avoiding gluten, Corin Deeth I sends a warning, we hear from the Division of Panacea, the women in the cute lesbian couple have names, odd markings are found all over the building, and Rini Steen "wins" the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better.

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28 - Vincent

in which the contraption is put to rest... for now, the Division of Espionage and Daryl's Toys and Toys collaborate, the Festival of Adorableness is recapped, preparations are made for another Darkest Universe Celebration, the Division of Secret Societies has good news, the cute lesbian couple ignores our attempts to improve them, the Sexual Innovation Division has picked up a little on the side, and Ross Moss "wins" the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better.

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27 - A Small Obsession

in which Corin has been a little "stuck" on the inexplicable contraption, the Festival of Unimaginable Horror is recapped, the Big Black Hole is revisited, preparations are made for the Festival of Adorableness, Billy and Kara are still frozen, Karawack freaks everyone out, the Sexual Innovation Division wants to make your parts classier, we listen to some hardcore Bore-nography, and Petra Lebedev "wins" the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better.

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26 - Contraption

in which the Shareholders' Ball is begrudgingly recapped, a previously unnoticed room is discovered, preparations are made for completely new festivals, the Sexual Innovation Division has more good news, we hear about Billy and Kara, a feral child is found, an inexplicable machine haunts your dreams, and Dale Flail "wins" the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better.

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25 - The Best Laid Plans

in which the Pie Festival is recapped, plans are made for the next Shareholders' Ball, a few surprise guests join us, we hear from the Division of Whaling and Wailing, and Thomas Kublai Kahn "wins" the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better.

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