Hello, Kakos Industries Shareholders! My name is Conrad Miszuk, and if you believe the cover story, then I am the creator of Kakos Industries.
I’ve been making Kakos Industries for over two years now. We’ve made some incredible progress in that time. There are now thousands of you listening each month, and we have hundreds of followers on our social media platforms. That means a lot to me, and I couldn’t be happier having all of you with us.
I am making this message for you today to ask you for help. Kakos Industries is expensive to make, both in terms of the equipment and software and upkeep, as well as the time I spend working on it. There have been some months where this has been more than a full time job. I am now at a point where I have to start thinking about making some different choices. I love Kakos Industries, and I love that you love it. I look forward to expanding the Kakos Universe and maybe someday expanding to different formats if I’m lucky. This is why I’m asking you to help me continue making the project. We’ve started a Patreon for Kakos Industries. If you’re unfamiliar, Patreon is a crowdfunding service sort of like Kickstarter. The difference is that Kickstarter offers you a single lump sum of money to complete a project, and Patreon allows donors to make ongoing contributions for an ongoing project. You can head to kakosindustries.com/patreon to make a contribution. That’s k-a-k-o-s-i-n-d-u-s-t-r-i-e-s dot com slash p-a-t-r-e-o-n. We have some excellent rewards for different pledge levels. You can get the background tracks, mixed and expanded for your listening pleasure. You can get on a mailing list for leaked documents and emails. I’m already planning a really cool story line for that. I’m also going to do some Patreon Patron exclusive google hangouts where we can talk about the show or anything else. There’s also some levels for getting your name on the show and more. Even pledging at a dollar a month will help us to keep the show alive and twice monthly. That’s only fifty cents an episode.
I’m new to this Patreon thing, so if you’ve got a comment or a suggestion, send it via the usual channels to firstname.lastname@example.org. That’s i-n-q-u-i-r-i-e-s@k-a-k-o-s-i-n-d-u-s-t-r-i-e-s dot com.
Thank you for being the best fans that anyone can ask for! Now back to your regularly scheduled announcements.