Hello, Kakos Industries Shareholders! My name is Conrad Miszuk, and if you believe the cover story, then I am the creator of Kakos Industries.
Happy halloween! What you are going to hear next is a special extended episode of Kakos Industries featuring a whole lot of your favorite cast members. It has been some extra work for sure, but I could not be more proud. I think you’re really going to enjoy it. If you do enjoy it, please consider heading to kakosindustries.com/patreon to support our project on a monthly basis. We’ve recently added the two dollar pledge level that enters you into the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. If you select that pledge level, then you will be entered into a drawing once each month to have a kakos-ified version of your name win or lose the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. If you haven’t pledged yet, then this is a great way to support the show while getting a chance at getting something back. The first time we do this will be in November, so if you pledge today, October 31st, you can be in the first drawing. Otherwise, you can always get your name into the drawing for December.
Also, the time has come to learn a little bit more about you, our listeners. For that reason, I’ve put together a survey. You can find it by heading to kakosindustries.com/survey. There will also be a link in the description of this Cover Story (number 22) on the main website kakosindustries.com. We’re not going to be promoting this on social media because we know that most of our listeners aren’t following us on social media and we don’t want to pick up any stray bias anywhere. So, if you’re hearing this, please consider heading over to kakosindustries.com/survey. There are some basic demographic questions, but there are also some opportunities to share with us your honest opinions about the show. If I haven’t convinced you to take the survey yet, please remember that other people will take the survey. And you don’t necessarily like the show for the same reasons they do. You don’t want their opinions to be the only opinions we hear. Also, we’re asking for emails, and one lucky respondent will be included in the show. Again, we might make your name sillier if it isn’t silly enough to start with.
Also, we’re up for a number AudioVerseAwards again this year. To vote for us and help us make it to the Semi-Finals, go to audioverseawards.net and vote for anything with Kakos Industries in the name. That’s a-u-d-i-o-v-e-r-s-e-a-w-a-r-d-s-.net. Helping us to get exposure through these outlets helps us to spread our Evil further, and that means that we can hopefully do more cool things for you. Please take a few minutes to vote for us.
Thank you for taking the time to listen to this news update and for spending the extra bandwidth on us. As always, you are the best supporters anyone could ask for and some of the best people on the planet. In the most Evil way. Thank you for helping us to Do Evil Better. Now, back to your regularly scheduled halloween special.