Cover Story 18
Today’s episode features Philip Haldiman, who played Denny in the cult movie The Room.
Hello, Kakos Industries Shareholders! My name is Conrad Miszuk, and if you believe the cover story, then I am the creator of Kakos Industries. If you don’t, then I am obviously paid to keep you from catching wise to the real horrors of the world.
If you are a fan of the cult movie The Room, then you are in for a treat. In today’s Kakos Industries Announcements, you will hear from Philip Haldiman, who played Denny in The Room. It was awesome getting the chance to record with him and I am excited for all of you to get to hear the final product.
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